Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

Okay the D&D movie is not just worthwhile but very worthwhile. Biggest positive, no spoiler; it was very much everyone contributing from a 4 character party, which is way more D&D than any of the prior movies.

getting hype for the D&D movie by reading the players section of Xanathar’s Guide

Man forge domain is awesome

getting hype for the D&D movie by reading the players section of Xanathar’s Guide

Man forge domain is awesome

Clamped hand meme labeled D&D BARBARIANS and WtA PLAYER CHARACTERS over I ANGY

Barbarian superstition; Pickles are the agents of the dread archedevil Geryon and I must eat them wherever they are encountered.

*Harrison Ford voice*
They were playing the sort of song that shows up halfway through the picture, somewhere between discovering the body and the girl inevitably pulling a gat on the private detective. I lit up for the fifth time in the last half hour.

Attempt to make tripe like I’d get at dim sum! Looks and tastes about right (needs less chili oil and more ginger). I get the feeling it’s a lot more worth the effort to cook in big batches at restaurants.

one of these days I'm going to respond to playing Hendrix by mimicking a massive bong rip, in exactly the wrong place

okay, trying to make at home that tripe that I like at dim sum. I feel pretty good about guessing that as an organ meat it probably needed some pre-prep first.

Oof. I don’t usually get overwhelmed this way but the (teething?) infant having a loud meltdown, the teacher’s loud conversation about science fairs with a colleague, and the climbers at the next table having a loud discussion about equipment (plus clanks), was a bit much for me.

Last night’s #drawings, a green dragon on a fallen tree and a page with a metallic dragon of some sort, dragon heads and a half orc vampire (I figure his walking stick is a warhammer and vice versa, like for nobles in the Kingdom of Poland).

Again, I just can never figure out the right niche for April Fool’s, just absurd enough that people KNOW it’s not true, but just plausible enough to be really absurd. Maybe if I spent all day in the bathroom it’d help.

Dude! THIS CAT LET ME PET THEM! Seriously they’re more relaxed than me. 💙💙💙💙

trying to get Harry Nilsson's "Coconut" out of my head by listening to John Williams

<whine>I don't GET it, why would SANDPEOPLE wanna slaughter JAWAS? I'm not even supposed to BE here today!</whine>

there was a young girl whose smile was a frown
cause she was crippled for life, and she couldn't speak a sound
and she wished and prayed that she could stop livin', so she decided to die.
drew her wheelchair to the edge of the shore
and to her legs she smiled, you won't hurt me no more!
but then a sight she'd never seen made her jump and say
look, a golden winged ship is passing my way!

And it didn't really have to stop.
It just kept on going.

And some castles made of sand
slip into the sea, eventually.

knowing how to say "a bloody arm" is definitely the longest phrase in Swedish I've learned from listening to Garmarna

I have no real idea of what I just cooked other than I added a generous amount of what I thought was garlic to using the last of the bell peppers, then noticed it was ginger and changed direction from "augmented hash browns" to "vaguely Chinese vegetable glop which uses up the last of the oyster sauce"

chag Yom Shel Trans Norot sameach!

I AIN'T GONNA WORK ON
MAGGIE'S PANTS NO MORE
I SAID I AIN'T GONNA WORK ON
MAGGIE'S PANTS NO MORE
#ungh #SHIT

"Yueh! He sabotaged the house generators!"

* thumpy Atreides dance music ends in sudden record scratching noise *
* Harkonen dubstep suddenly replaces it at higher volume *