Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

I figure I will go somewhere as long as I'm now unemployed and relatively near a school but well after when the kids would have started class, there are some bright flashes of light, so I think I got tagged for a speeding ticket again. I really hate those cameras, and whether I get hit with a fine or not, I think the takeaway is drive nowhere *near* schools on the weekdays.

One day eventually I’d really like to host a Seder.

My next D&D character will be a swashbuckling French tortle on a mission from the Cardinal himself, or in other words; a Mazarin torte.

Is it irreverent to think that charoset is probably awesome when you’re baked?

Waiting. Waiting. Waiting. Have some flower photos. Waiting.

Waiting. Waiting. Waiting.

Circle of Spores druid turns out to do damage with spores and is not the peacenik psilocybin fueled subclass I was hoping for. There go my dreams of including the Holy Hacky Sack in my D&D games.

okay, *here's* the stress fueled crying jag. Was wondering when that was gonna show up. Gonna listen to "Bron Y Aur" and "That's the Way" and lean into it a little, as long as I have a little time before I have to head north.

A thing I've always wondered about AD&D;

"Accidental Death and Dismemberment" insurance. I'm curious whether a former actuary turned game designer decided this was a hilarious acronym for the variation of his game he wanted to push, and which featured a fair amount of accidental death and dismemberment.

Well, they fired me. Thankfully, they didn’t yell like I was afraid of. so now I just need to get through Seder at my parents’, then I can start working on whatever comes next.

Jimmy Olson sobbing as he sees a full page ad where Supes endorses a new food processor as “Superman’s Pal!”

Let’s see, I could wait for my coworker to show up and nag me, I’m looking forward to having an absolutely grim Seder, and I have thumbnails of shit like Monster Hunter Rangers and warlocks making pacts which I could work up, guess which is most appealing.

HOT D&D TAKE: the best D&D villain is actually Manshoon because it’s fun to say. Try it with me! ManSHOOOOOOn!

… it’s a cheap joke but someone had to use it.

The obvious thing to come out of the D&D movie is Theyberchaud/Themberchaud pronouns for people whose gender is tubby dragon.

When it has been decided for me, that I am evil, stupid, disposable, or only a useful source of income, all I can really do is survive until I am somewhere where I am not viewed that way automatically.

aww sadly this "Drums of Midgard" track is just horn and people galdering, and not in fact "When the trolls break in/how you gonna go/shot down on the pavement or waiting in death row/you can crush us, you can bruise us, but you'll have to answer to/aaaaaa, the drums of Midgard."

"Dammsugare! Fora dammsugare!" I yell over the din of the meadhall, slamming my coffee cup against the table

#drawing today, a Path of the Zealot barbarian and a College of Glamour bard from 5e.