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1852 Amsterdam gov’t; okay we need a statue of Rembrandt van Rijn, something heroic with broad shoulders.

Cut to; the 1600s. Rembrandt van Rijn painting himself as a tired looking guy with a big nose and round cheeks.

German dungeon porn? What you mean like playing „Die Schwarzes Auge“?

Möchtest du RÜHE und ERHOLUNG? Warum nicht einen URLAUB in die Schweiz haben? Wir haben EINEN EISENBAHN! Was, möchtest du MEHR?

Reject [philosophy I don’t like], embrace [offering me cornbread and compliments about my appearance to gain my trust]

When I held aloft my generic 1d8 melee weapon I became… HE MAN! The most okay warrior in the universe and my faithful friend Cringer became… BATTLE COMPANION! Together with my mid-level friends we are… the EXPERIENCED JOURNEYMEN OF THE UNIVERSE!

What if you sold animal/mythically inspired outsized sex toys but, hear me out, we called them Animinsertables, and all the furry art on our site had that 90s EXTREEEEME aesthetic?

“Ah, but you see, Poirot is… comment-dit on? Baked, like a pain Au chocolat. Le stoned, out of mon crane.”

The Expanded Frogger Universe includes Orange County as well!

It’s not so much artificial intelligence as it is analog plagiarism

The opposite of smooth jazz is coarse jazz. As in “I hate jazz, it’s coarse and gets everywhere.”

some say she's from Mars
or one of the seven stars
that shine after 2:30 in the morning
WELL, SHE ISN'T!

#drawing for the first time since Tuesday morning felt incredibly good. Fannish stuff; Imperial Fists Captain with Terminator honours vs Imperial Guardsman, and a vampire vs werewolf became some NPC design.

who decided they were the Cult Mechanicus and not a Diode-cese

what's the best Lords of Acid track to replace Spybreak in the Matrix lobby scene?

perhaps eating sweet tofu while sitting around in my boxers listening to Lords of Acid will help deal with all the crushing feelings

admittedly if it doesn't I still got to eat sweet tofu and listen to LoA

yeah, well now you know what it feels like to be Jewish. #Subtweet #DontFlipYourShitAtAllies

OK I talked to agency people and the hiring manager and can stand down for a while, and cry about cats or some shit like that.

unfortunately both "Zulu" and "Monty Python's Flying Circus" featured prominently in my childhood and it's hard not to parse the opening narration as "the ZULUS in overwhelming numbers attacked on the slopes of the mountain ISANDHLWANA and in spite of gallant resistance the entire column was annihilated. Thank you for listening, and thank you for a lovely supper. Sincerely, Brigadier Alesteir Meredith Smythe-Smythe-Smythe (Mrs.)"

gotta remember responding to the Presidents' tweets is futile and will just get me on a watch list if I'm not already. What, one of the most powerful men in the country, thoroughly owned and equipped with enough ego to handle the job, is gonna be swayed by actual public opinion? That said, claiming you're the most pro-union president in the history of the country when FDR is right there, is like saying you like diners more than anyone else in the room while standing literally next to Guy Fieri.

*crackly brass music, globe rotates*
HOW TO BEHAVE IN BRITAIN
*exaggerated American accent*
Brits like and appreciate that you've familiarized yourself with local terminology. Try some yourself. "Me mates and I took the trolley to the local for a couple of moggies."