Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

"Riding the sandworm" is a euphemism for;

a) sex in reverse cowgirl position
b) being drunk enough to hold tightly onto the beach while vomiting
c) conquering Shai-Hulud, the Maker, to travel as a Fremen and to lead them to true freedom while avenging your father against the evil Baron Vladimir Harkonnen
d) other

cover of "Jolene" except all the words are "Jolene"

Jolene Jolene Jolene Joleeeeeene!
Jolene Jolene Jolene Jolene Jolene.
Jolene Jolene Jolene Joleeeeeene!
Jolene Jolene Jolene Jolene Jolene.

Colored #WtA #drawings today, Black Fury in glabro form and crinos form from unspecified tribe.

Burly Brawl https://youtu.be/CvVH9WFu-1M via @YouTube

oh yeah the Punchout in Oakland theme tune!

muzhina zhivlis' v'rossiye davim davno
he was big and strong in his eyes a flaming glow

the word is out, gotta treat me right
cause I'm the king of cellulite
* little hip slide, strut, spin *

gas station sign said "Propane Get Your Car Washed" and my brain immediately followed up with "propane get your car washed, get your car washed propane, you've been hit by, you've been hit by a smooth criminal."

it gets worse because that thought led to "Propane, Propane, Propane Propaaaaaaane, I'm beggin' you please don't take my man"

KILL TEAM and COLBERT are both trending and I knew he was kinda geeky about D&D but apparently didn't know about GW's new Stephen Colbert Gray Knight figure

I reread my copy of Dragon 66, which is actually the first issue I'd ever seen. There are all sorts of imaginative ads, stats for Elfquest characters (I wouldn't get to read that until much later), book reviews for stuff I still haven't read (and Mercanter's Luck, which I loved later), spells, *two* different articles with monsters, stuff about languages and D&D weapon restrictions, a humorous short story and this gorgeous Wormy comic at the very end...

it really is magic to me, still.

yes I would travel to alternate universes just to watch bad movies we don't have

Predator 2 came out in 1990 and Judge Dredd came out in 1995 so in an alternate universe where the latter film succeeded, there was a 1997/98 Dredd Versus Predator movie with an Alan Silvestri score

Finished coloring a #drawing today, Clip Studio cut-and-grad coloring, wizard, sorcerer and warlock.

great I listened to the ST II soundtrack again and now I'm sad that Leonard Nimoy's gone. Again.

madder than Gary Gygax reviewing "Conan the Barbarian"

I’m again thinking that AI stuff all looks like something a human was supposed to go in and fiddle with; a literal labor saving device. Get 70% done fast, roll fixing mistakes into the 30% which was going to be labor intensive anyway. But you can’t sell that sort of process to the same culture that gives us Amazon, inflation, rent increases, downsizing; it’s all about exploitation rather than investment.

Just thinking about how this mess arose organically. Everything now got started on my generation, but we were suddenly in a world with no Cold War and too few people to make a particularly solid lasting stink. The inevitable cost of living increases came with eagerly up scaling for a larger number of younger people and I feel like the return of Cold War values camouflaged how exploitative this was getting when it was easier to stop.

#drawings today, feeling very Col-Erase blue lately. Wizard vs beastman in a forest, a cleric conjures bright light against a vampire, and a fight between a githzerai with a monk’s spade and kitsune with a dao.

it sucks that we got the megacorporations of Shadowrun but without the magic and dragons, and we got the ultra geriatric leadership of 40K without them having power armor or half their head grafted to a toaster or w/e