Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

HOW TO MAKE ANY DARK SUN™️ NONHUMAN;
* hunched shoulders, really big fangs, big arms or forelegs
* at least one horn
* name sounds brutal, tough, might actually mean something in a different language (“vostoks are pack predators”)
* give it DARK SUN™️ treasure

I just got result 'Tabaxi druid' on quiz 'What is your Dungeons & Dragons race and class?'. What will you get? https://uquiz.com/quiz/Vff1SJ?p=3076766 via @uquiz

caaaaat. I'm a big stupid caaaaat. I've got tufts on my eeeeears. Eeeeears. Caaaaat.

have they gotten to the part in the coronation yet where the cloaked tech-priests plug in his cuirass or are they still armoring his legs

Mnn. Ratatat is a way better fit for my current mood than Red Eyed Hyena.

@kurgarru and anyone else interested; hyena-themed Ukranian stoner/sludge.

https://youtu.be/AeWW7ZvX3sg

if I had a tail, I'd own the night!

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock - Stealing The Enterprise https://youtu.be/aEmAi8Yp-A0 via @YouTube

warning, James Horner minor key horn leitmotif initiated. Warning, James Horner minor key horn leitmotif engaged. Warning.

A weird thing about D&D is I parsed “Szass Tam” as having a Slavic styled consonant, SCZass. So I’d assumed the z was something similar for Fzoul Chembryl. But it turns out not to be quite so complex which tbh is a little sad.

Then they claimed to be Trandoshan fictivekin and they ate ALL the bagels

So eepy

oorgh, tonight was NOT a good sleep night - I was able to get back to sleep but one of those nights when suddenly waking up thanks to little muscle spasms are how I know I was asleep

since it's tomorrow it's time to rehash the joke;

"Cinco de Mayo" is not actually about filling the sink with mayonnaise. That holiday is actually "Lavabo del Mayonesa" and it's sometime in October.

Actually… made a couple of tweaks.

#drawing today, evil cleric finds his way blocked by a monk, the guardian of the sacred stones.

Bad idea; +2 Marmalade Mail

not to anyone here but; you play banjo real well and reminded me of home, it's a real pity you're just another fash white supremacist traitor to this country. I have NO use for shit like you.

#drawing today, a trio of mages are surrounded by snow kobolds! Pathfinder obsessing rather than D&D!

I Bleed https://youtu.be/-tebshO9wZo via @YouTube

load up on guns and bring your friends
its fun to lose and to pretend
she's over-bored and self-assured
I bleed, I bleed

Johnnie Cope/The Atholl Highlanders https://youtu.be/AMao7zhu38Q via @YouTube

WHA GAES A FUCK ABOOT MICE
I DINNAE EAT CHIPPIES TAE GET HEALTHY