Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

WELL HE NEVER BLEEDS
AND HE NEVER FUCKS
AND HE NEVER LEAVES
CAUSE HE'S GOT BAD LUCK
AND HE NEVER READS
AND HE NEVER RUCKS
AND HE NEVER BLEEDS
CAUSE HE'S GOT BAD LUCK YEAHHHH
I'M A STAIN!
I'M A STAIN!
I'M A STAIN!
I'M A STAIN!
INSTRUMENTAL!

take a step outside the planet
you turn around and around
now take a look at where you are
it's pretty scary

too late at night to bounce up and down in place while playing Devo

*deadpan voice*
your love gives me such a thrill
but your love won't pay my bills
I want MONEY
that's what I want.
that's what I want.
That's what I want.
*beep! beep! beep! beep!*

Okay it turns out the OTHER downside of launching into a huge strawberry margarita on an empty stomach etc etc is epic heartburn

hardcore Thomas the Tank Engine fans, or “tankies”

Cracker Barrel adjacent. Cracker Barrel compatible. The Expanded Cracker Barrel Cinematic Universe.

“At the State Opening of Parliament in 1845, …the crown … fell off the cushion and broke. Victoria wrote in her diary, "it was all crushed and squashed like a pudding that had sat down". This is the most English statement I’ve read in weeks which included Salute & Warhammer World.

You only realize how honkin’ huge the crown while seeing it in situ on Charles’ head. This isn’t like a simple grim iron band or the Cap of Monomakh, it’s a ginormous froofy thing.

comparing THE HOT LIGHT IS ON at Krispy Kreme to watching macro herm skunks with a conveyor belt

How many office workers my age hike 9 miles without difficulty? *promptly whines about my ankles, knees and hips for the next 4 hours straight*

I jest, but my feet are really sore. I think today’s an object lesson in getting/finding real hiking boots.

Okay I might be slightly buzzed if my response to “another margarita, Senor?” is “no, спасибо!”

Okay, it turns out the downside of launching into a huge strawberry margarita on an empty stomach after a 9 mile hike is actually brain freeze

HOW TO MAKE ANY DARK SUN™️ NONHUMAN;
* hunched shoulders, really big fangs, big arms or forelegs
* at least one horn
* name sounds brutal, tough, might actually mean something in a different language (“vostoks are pack predators”)
* give it DARK SUN™️ treasure

I just got result 'Tabaxi druid' on quiz 'What is your Dungeons & Dragons race and class?'. What will you get? https://uquiz.com/quiz/Vff1SJ?p=3076766 via @uquiz

caaaaat. I'm a big stupid caaaaat. I've got tufts on my eeeeears. Eeeeears. Caaaaat.

have they gotten to the part in the coronation yet where the cloaked tech-priests plug in his cuirass or are they still armoring his legs

Mnn. Ratatat is a way better fit for my current mood than Red Eyed Hyena.

@kurgarru and anyone else interested; hyena-themed Ukranian stoner/sludge.

https://youtu.be/AeWW7ZvX3sg

if I had a tail, I'd own the night!

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock - Stealing The Enterprise https://youtu.be/aEmAi8Yp-A0 via @YouTube

warning, James Horner minor key horn leitmotif initiated. Warning, James Horner minor key horn leitmotif engaged. Warning.