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coyote sing along hour, RAtM all caps yelling 

STANDING IN LINE
BELIEVIN' THE LIES
Y'BOWIN' DOWN TO THE FLAG
YOU GOT A BULLET IN THE HEAD!
A BULLET IN THE HEAD!
A BULLET IN THE HEAD!
A BULLET IN THE HEAD!
Y'GHOT A BULLET IN Y'FUCKIN' HEAAAAD!

Image, undead, eye contact, teeth 

Today’s , draugr attacking.

sure, I can listen to the Led Zeppelin song which makes me want to self-injure or get drunk. I mean what's it gonna do this point in the day, make me depressed?

Oh god they’re going to mark me down for not sounding caring enough in response to the situation right? I was so focused on finding the right info I forgot to say some sort of condolence phrase.

They threw me a really difficult case as a third mock call and unsurprisingly I messed up, expect a really poor score so, all the old messages are screaming at me right now, y’know? I think I need to draw ASAP (hour plus off) and remember I’m not a shitty fuck up at everything.

Making fun of Billy Corgan by singing “IIIIII hate sand/it’s coarse and it gets everywhere, OH YEAH!” to “Zero.”

Singing ALL lyrics to The Cranberries’ “Dreams” as the cool “aiaiaaaiaiaaa” part at the end.

This is frustrating but it doesn’t make me stupid, it doesn’t mean they’re going to punish me, and it doesn’t mean I’ll never get it right by these folks. It’s just an uncomfortable immediate mistake and someone jumping hard on my buttons.

Oh man it’s THAT Yahrzzeit. Rest in peace, and… thank you wherever you are. I’m STILL really getting mileage out of stuff you contributed to my childhood.

top ten reasons why Eternal Champion SUCKS?

gee, what did Eternal Champion do to you, make you roll all your stats with 3d6 in order?

filk, theoretically humorous, all caps, medievalism 

THOU!
I WOULD FAIN TAKE THEE NIGH A GAYE BAR
I WOULD FAIN TAKE THEE NIGH A GAYE BAR
I WOULD FAIN TAKE THEE NIGH A GAYE BAR
GAYE BAR
GAYE BAR
I WICHT START A CRUSADE
START A KNIGHTLY CRUSADE
LET'S TAKE DAMIETTA
AT THE GAYE BAR
GAYE BAR
GAYE BAR

"what does your favorite Metallica song say about you?" oh you mean "fucking furry"?

not that it matters much because on a scale of 1-10, Metallica has a few songs which are 10s - but they're all at least 7.

Tell me I shouldn’t get a giant bowl of ramen just because the ramen shop is right there and also does really good agedashi tofu which is frankly my favorite Japanese food that is not a desert item.

my favorite Frank Miller comic, “I’m Naked and Fighting Ninjas.”

What I need to think about: this skill I’m trying to learn in and out

What I am thinking about; it makes sense Steve Rogers is a Captain. They want to give him autonomy to command up to a company if need be but they want to keep him out of anything political or playing for career advancement

No, I’m not a terrible person. No, I’m not necessarily about to be attacked for being a terrible person or just because I’m around. I’m just stuck in one place for a while, slept weird last night and it’s hot today.

Telling myself that it'll be okay and most of why I am anxious is honestly just force of habit.

damn my jaw harp's gone missing and I can't make BOIIIING noises along with Iron Horse's cover of Enter Sandman

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