Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

rewatching the space battle from Jedi, I'm struck by how little the capital ships actually DO, but in my mind it'd become this awesome sequence with the capital ships blasting away at each other like it's Trafalgar, while smaller craft zip nimbly between them.

"Artoo that rear deflectional stabilizer's broken loose again, see if you can lock it down."
"DWEE BOOP"
"Hang on back there." #MovieQuotes

"There's a lot of firepower coming from that tower!"
"You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about that tower!"
#MovieQuotes

* very BBC accent *
Red Five, you've switched off your targeting computer. Is everything quite all right?
* pushes blocks around map of southeast Britain *

Battle Of Britain (1969) : Scramble!/Battle in the Air https://youtu.be/BQJlwrncvA0 via @YouTube

"We count thirty signals. Enemy fighters coming your way."
"Pick up your visual scanning. Watch for enemy fighters!"

NE CHOOTA #MovieQuotes

"which did you like better, Jedi or Empire Strikes Back?"
"Empire."
"Blasphemy."
"Empire had a better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father... Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note! That's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a buncha muppets."

"CHIISA. BEIJA WHAKEE CHEWBACCA."

so djibalae. Jabba waninchi ko wa nyaba no nabula. Heh heh heh heh. #FromMemory #ProbablyGettingTheLineWrong #CantinaBand #Jizz

Waitress provided poor service, which was imho unintentional, and my folks were in a FOUL mood about this. I dropped probably not enough from my wallet to make up for the poor tip and was relatively conciliatory to make up for my mom, my dad was grumpy at me for the second, didn’t notice the first. A clusterfuck.

I really REALLY want to talk to some of these people in the only way antisemites are capable of understanding. It’s sadly illegal and impractical, but note I think it’s ethical.

Oh sweet sacred Solonor I’m getting roped into dinner here I think. I would really rather not. I would really rather not.

Boss makes a dolla and I make a dime,
That was a poem for an earlier time,
You put de rag in de gasoline and light it all up,
You put de rag in de gasoline, you call de doctor, woke him up
I said doctor! Is there something to be takin’
I said doctor! To resolve this exploitation?
Now let me get this straight;
You put de rag in de gasoline and throw them both together
Put de rag in de gasoline and then you feel better

I just had a really good experience and am trying to remember that not how much I want to tell someone to get bent.

I really REALLY wish there’d been more than one book on Leyendecker. Ever. I suspect it’s cause of homophobia, he was Gayer than getting a BJ next to the garlic fries at Folsom. But c’mon the man was a genius! ROCKWELL woulda wanted a book of Leyendecker art!

The COPRO-LIGHT! Powerful new flashlight that looks like a poo! PROMOTED

Ah, excuse mon momentary absence! Poirot was, ow you say, prendre une enorme decharge? Laying pipe. Pinching a baguette.

“Seattle police task force invests wave of gun violence” let me guess y’all are going to need more money to change pretty much nothing.

Horny Man™️ frozen dinner! Tastes like ASS!

“Journey Into Lutefisk” med Thor!

The traditional English take on warfare, in which the parts they weren’t winning are somehow of no historical interest.