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Shadowrun allows players to experience fantasies like being a troll with a Gatling gun, or being able to afford an apartment on your own in Seattle.

Indiana Jones and the Awesome LaTene Sword We Found in this Bog. Featuring exactly no chases or Nazi punching. It’s just Harrison Ford at dramatically shot and lit angles talking about this cool Iron Age stuff from a bog.

So if The Curse of Strahd is not actually foul language, what is it? It can’t possibly be “may green onions sprout from your pupik.”

Titan sub 

Again; part of why I hate rich people is that I can’t relate to their existence.

Rich people spending money b/c they want to see something in the ocean is something I relate to more than golf or private yachts or whatever. I “get” dying that way and it moves my POV to sympathy. These people died in a terrible way doing something THEY WERE CURIOUS ABOUT, and I really don’t like belittling their deaths because they were wealthy.

Last boost mentions Accadian root word so I wanted to shout out to @kurgarru as the local Assyriologist.

Rain Dog boosted

ok lol here's the actual etymology and I couldn't come up with anything like this if I tried

I think I don't dig nightmares with extra acid reflux wakefulness.

today a fire giant attacks two little intruders in his forge (I know incorrect lyrics to “Fatty Boom Boom”), and more small D&D characters, rangers (tabaxi and a goliath! With their death dog companion).

Thursday’s “I really have nothing to offer the world, it’s too late for me to do anything significant and I’m imminently hate-able” feelings, by comparison to Wednesday’s and Tuesday’s similar feelings (it’s a short week).

Minor minor Spiderverse spoiler 

Part of Into the Spiderverse takes place in an East Indian “Mumbattan,” and everyone knows what happens in Indian movies right? I feel like we were cheated of at least one musical number.

More about “cisgender/cis;” I’ve been called a lot of slurs.

I HATE being called settler or colonizer. (Did my ancestors really want to leave Ukraine? Did their ancestors want to leave Spain and France? Did THEIR ancestors want to leave Israel?)

But that doesn’t make those words slurs.

There's the point where anxiety eases up and then the desire to stick around online, because it's relatively more compelling than what I am required to be awake and doing the coming day, takes over.

all of a sudden Ah felt mahself so in love with the world
that there was only one thing to do
Ah had to DING A DANG DONG mah DING A DONG LING LONG

*stomps on the accelerator*

coyote sing along hour, caps, Veruca Salt, air guitar 

keep her down boiling water
keep her down what a lovely daughter
OH SHE IS NOT BORN LIKE OTHER GIRLS
but I know how to conceive her!
OH SHE MAY NOT LOOK LIKE OTHER GIRLS,
SHE'S A SNARL TOOTHED SEETHER
SEETHER!
INSTRUMENTAL!

... which of course gets back to the soundtrack for the best jidaigeki ever, which gets to the take on the theme that shows up in Samurai Jack, and which of course leads to the music for the best Samurai Jack episode ever.

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I'm now alternating listening to fake Sergio Leone movie soundtrack to actual Sergio Leone movie soundtrack

Son...

* lights cigar, takes a slow draw *

There ain't nothin' in Texas but steers and Queers, and you look MIGHTY straight to me.

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this album is a little like what I'd write if I wrote a Western themed album. All hangings, betrayal and shootings. I've only been listening for five minutes and have already had three gritty extreme close ups of my eyes darting from side to side.

So. Worf is a Klingon adopted into a Ukrainian family right? Which technically makes his name “Vorf’ Mogovich” doesn’t it?

Because it really feels lately like there were all these big flashing ADHD signs on me all this time; if this isn’t ADHD then it’s PTSD stuff which is nearly identical, and I know beyond doubt that my schools and parents worked on expectations that weren’t adapted to individual quirks (like being ADHD).

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