Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

hang my head
drown my fear
till you all just disappear
black hole sun, won't you come
and wash away the rain
black hole sun, won't you come, won't you come?
(Black hole sun! Black hole sun!)
won't you come?
(Black hole sun! Black hole sun!)

duh duh duh da duh doo duh
doo da dum

THE HORN OF HELM HAMMERHAND SHALL SOUND IN THE DEEP!

FREE SOUND EFFECTS: La Cucaracha Horn https://youtu.be/PRc2vx4xTVM via @YouTube

fan edit of The Lord of the Rings only any time anyone blows a horn the sound is a tinny car horn version of "La Cucaracha"

"Frodo, look. The Argonath. Long have I desired to look upon the visages of the kings of old, my forefathers."

* dramatic Howard Shore *
* sweeping pan shots *

"well that's grand then. What're those?"
"The Argonath."

Let’s get those missiles ready to destroy the universe!

Took me this long to realize all the stuff around that was intrusive thoughts.

Oh yeah napped in the car during lunch break, listening to Kyuss, trying to tell myself I’m not the cartoon villain in a story where someone else is the likable hero.

Turkish Airways is advertising that I need to “connect with my spirituality”with a photo of Istanbul so I think they’re telling me to pet cats.

just realizing how stressed I feel at some sort of ongoing level. It *has* been a busy month or so.

USUL IT IS TIME YOU BECAME A SANDRIDER AND TRAVELED AS A FREMEN. TAKE THIS THE KITHMAKER HOOK OF MY SIETCH AND RIDE AS A LEADER OF MEN. TWO THUMPERS ARE PLANTED. THE WORM MAY NOT RISE FOR THE FIRST HE WILL RISE FOR THE SECOND. REMEMBER AS HE APPROACHES YOU MUST REMAIN UTTERLY STILL AND PLANT THE HOOK FIRMLY UNDER A RING SEGMENT. THE WORM WILL TURN TO LIFT ITS EXPOSED FLESH FROM THE ABRASIVE SAND AND WILL TAKE YOU WITH IT TO THE TOP. DO NOT GET TOO CLOSE AS HE APPROACHES THE SAND WILL ENGULF YOU WAIT TILL THE HEAD OF THE WORM PASSES THEN GO QUICKLY. #mmmmmm #ShaiHulud

it's the Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Mr. Kyle McLachlan, the Kwisatz Haderach, the Lisan al-Gaib!

it's the Muppet Show! With our very special guest, MISTER TERRENCE McKENNA! *flails*

It's time to play the music
it's time to stare at lights
it's time to travel space-time
on the Muppet Show tonight
doo doo doo doot

everyone on Sesame Street is always talking about love. Yuck.

BUT NOW it's time to tell you about what Oscar the Grouch loves! THE THING THAT ALL GROUCHES LOVE BEST OF EVERYTHING!

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
he pulls the spitting high tension wires down!
Helpless people on subway trains
they scream "my god!" as he looks in on them!

everyone on Sesame Street is always talking about love. Yuck.

BUT NOW it's time to tell you about what Oscar the Grouch loves! The thing that all grouches love best of everything!

oh I love TRASH!
anything ragged or rotten or rusted
anything battered or broken or busted
yes I love trash!

now will you look at this egregious shit?

Not just “hydrated” but “oh gah gotta pee,” because when I do responsible adult stuff I actually drink my beverage, unlike when I’m drawing which can be far more compelling than tea or coffee.

how many years will you take
you've taken EVERYTHING
my head is filled with disease

oh YEAH it's time to listen to some classic Lords of Acid, tunes like "Flog My Femboy" or "XL Flared Chance."

You know the 5 Variable Settings Remix.

Lords of Acid - The Crablouse (Voodoo-U album) https://youtu.be/2bCuY9JFE4Y via @YouTube

*fires twin mini Uzis while doing backflips in slow motion, pleather trenchcoat trailing like a superhero's cape*

with potato salad it's on a rye
you're toxic I'm slipping under
with a taste of pastrami paradise
I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic

she's the one for me
she's all I really need OH YEAH
she's the one for me
emptiness is loneliness
and loneliness is cleanliness
and cleanliness is godliness
AAAAAANGST!