Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

I’m reminded that the reason I don’t claim right of return- you know, along with “the government and military are profoundly cruel, and as futile as fighting conservatism is here, it feels like it’d be insurmountable there” - is my complete and utter inability to read Hebrew without cheating and needing vowels.

Moved from Amsterdam Klezmer Band to Parno Graszt. Apparently feeling ethnic and it’s not even Christmas or Easter!

Predictably “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town,” makes me want a road-trip. There’s an alternate universe where I got a CDL and hopefully that version of me is very happy.

UPDATE “New Slang” did not help with this any.

CW food photo, some stir fried broccoli from last night, wish I’d used more ginger.

Makes sense that Jack Dorsey would be okay with having the worst people in the world saying whatever over on his social media, just like in the old days. Especially when the alternative is *actively encouraging* the worst people in the world.

night falls and my apparently vampiric upstairs neighbors rise to run around and yell enthusiastically once more

tired: the lobby shoot from The Matrix with Propellerheads as usual

wired: turn the sound down and crank Head Like a Hole instead

inspired: turn the sound down and crank the Devo cover of Head Like a Hole

hang my head
drown my fear
till you all just disappear
black hole sun, won't you come
and wash away the rain
black hole sun, won't you come, won't you come?
(Black hole sun! Black hole sun!)
won't you come?
(Black hole sun! Black hole sun!)

duh duh duh da duh doo duh
doo da dum

THE HORN OF HELM HAMMERHAND SHALL SOUND IN THE DEEP!

FREE SOUND EFFECTS: La Cucaracha Horn https://youtu.be/PRc2vx4xTVM via @YouTube

fan edit of The Lord of the Rings only any time anyone blows a horn the sound is a tinny car horn version of "La Cucaracha"

"Frodo, look. The Argonath. Long have I desired to look upon the visages of the kings of old, my forefathers."

* dramatic Howard Shore *
* sweeping pan shots *

"well that's grand then. What're those?"
"The Argonath."

Let’s get those missiles ready to destroy the universe!

Took me this long to realize all the stuff around that was intrusive thoughts.

Oh yeah napped in the car during lunch break, listening to Kyuss, trying to tell myself I’m not the cartoon villain in a story where someone else is the likable hero.

Turkish Airways is advertising that I need to “connect with my spirituality”with a photo of Istanbul so I think they’re telling me to pet cats.

just realizing how stressed I feel at some sort of ongoing level. It *has* been a busy month or so.

USUL IT IS TIME YOU BECAME A SANDRIDER AND TRAVELED AS A FREMEN. TAKE THIS THE KITHMAKER HOOK OF MY SIETCH AND RIDE AS A LEADER OF MEN. TWO THUMPERS ARE PLANTED. THE WORM MAY NOT RISE FOR THE FIRST HE WILL RISE FOR THE SECOND. REMEMBER AS HE APPROACHES YOU MUST REMAIN UTTERLY STILL AND PLANT THE HOOK FIRMLY UNDER A RING SEGMENT. THE WORM WILL TURN TO LIFT ITS EXPOSED FLESH FROM THE ABRASIVE SAND AND WILL TAKE YOU WITH IT TO THE TOP. DO NOT GET TOO CLOSE AS HE APPROACHES THE SAND WILL ENGULF YOU WAIT TILL THE HEAD OF THE WORM PASSES THEN GO QUICKLY. #mmmmmm #ShaiHulud

it's the Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Mr. Kyle McLachlan, the Kwisatz Haderach, the Lisan al-Gaib!

it's the Muppet Show! With our very special guest, MISTER TERRENCE McKENNA! *flails*

It's time to play the music
it's time to stare at lights
it's time to travel space-time
on the Muppet Show tonight
doo doo doo doot

everyone on Sesame Street is always talking about love. Yuck.

BUT NOW it's time to tell you about what Oscar the Grouch loves! THE THING THAT ALL GROUCHES LOVE BEST OF EVERYTHING!

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
he pulls the spitting high tension wires down!
Helpless people on subway trains
they scream "my god!" as he looks in on them!