Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

she's my only true love
she's all that I think of
look here, in my wallet, that's her
she grew up on a farm there's
a place on my arm
where I've written her name next to mine
see, I just can't live without her
and I'm her only boy
she grew up outside McHenry
in Johnsburg, Illinois

downside of being a child of the 90s

cannot watch the Smashing Pumpkins video for "Zero" without immediately adding in

"yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
"Fhut up Beavis he's talking to a chick."

*seconds later*

"yeah YEAH! Mozart RULES!"
"Settle down, dill-munch"

really gettin' into Blue Oyster Cult's "Godzilla" by flailing my arms and pretending to breathe fire

history shows again and again
how nature points out the folly of man

thump thump BANG
thump thump BANG
the cinnamon cinnamon EINS ZWEI DREI VIER
THE CINNAMON GIRL
THE CINNAMON GIRL
I WANT TO LIVE WITH THE CINNAMON GIRL
I COULD BE HAPPY THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH HER
I'M SHIFTING TO HISPO I RUN IN THE NIGHT
YOU SEE US TOGETHER CHASING MOONLIGHT

and then suddenly I realized that "867-5309" would WORK for playing Katamari Damacy

JENNY JENNY WHO CAN I TURN TO
YOU GIVE ME SOMEONE I CAN HOLD ON TO
I KNOW YOU THINK I'M LIKE THE OTHERS BEFORE
WHO SAW YOUR NAME AND NUMBER ON THE WALL
JENNY I GOT YOUR NUMBER
I GOTTA KNOW WHAT TO DO
JENNY I GOT YOUR NUMBER
6060-842

we all came to Wisconsin
at the Lake Geneva shoreline
rollin' fighters with d6s
we didn't have much time
when it all was over, we had adventurers of renown
but an anti-grav spiked pit trap
took us all off the ground
#duh #duh #duh
#duh #duh #daduh
#duh #duh #duh
#da #duh

Okay, so the overflowing colostomy bag that's governor of Florida (and maybe I shouldn't use that as an insult, since colostomy bags actually help people) is on about slavery being good because it taught people skilled trades like say smithing.

Okay so 1) I've heard the theory that slaves were chosen from the Ivory Coast because their knowledge of farming in similar climate and soil made them skilled labor ALREADY and whether that's true or not

2) you're implying that uncoerced Black people, actually free to pursue professions, would NOT pick up stuff like smithing or carpentry in the 17-1800s, which is completely unrealistic as well as racist and

3) you've just stated "learning a skill" is a good thing, which is way different than "having your entire cultural heritage dismantled, your family shattered, and never getting any real share of the wealth you helped produce because you're considered expendable." But given the Republican stance on worker rights in general I guess no Republican understands the difference between wage labor and slavery anyway.

Jesus, how fucking straight up evil can you get?

See, what *I* get out of archaeology is that when we look to the past we see similar people. And one of those similarities is that there’s almost always some sort of trans thing going on. So please, DO gender every pelvis and mandible you find because you’re proving THAT point, not that it’s somehow violating some divine plan to transition.

Let’s say, sake of argument, you can identify birth gender from remains 100% accurately. Bodies are only one way to study the past. Do you think in all those people at Canyon de Chelly, there were no nadleehi? Are you sure that apparently female Scandinavian buried with weapons presented as female? Do you really think medieval London wasn’t full of AMAB folks presenting female?

Star Wars is so 70s it’s got space truckers, an evil disco ball, and even smoking in restaurants if you count those dudes with the hookah in the Mos Eisley cantina. About the only thing it doesn’t have is roller skating rinks.

Gotta say “opera in midsummer evenings by the lake” sounds ridiculously good somehow.

this was going to include her overcoming her fear to master Shai Hulud but then they realized “riding the pink sandworm”

so glad that Barbie seems to be doing well enough at the box office they’re going to be able to make the second half of the novel where she drives the Harkonens from Arrakis and overthrows the Padishah Emperor

More “maybe I’m ADHD,” I have so many books I’m only partway through!

Homemade bread so healthy and whole grain you could seriously dent someone’s skull with it™️!

I’m a Barbie girl
In a Barbie world
Spins a web any size
Catches thieves just like flies

#drawing on a kinda off day. Very non-Greek minotaur faces off against Greek adventurers, which I realize is kind of a trope. I was feeling especially stuck on doing recognizably Greek armor on the warrior until I realized I could draw the Dendra panoply and then I was STOKED. Cw eye contact, drawn human remains.

Most agree that the series really went off the rails in My Big Fat Greek Wedding 6, in which after murdering her treacherous mother on the advice of her father’s shade (see MBFGW 5), Toula (great granddaughter of the original character) is pursued from New York to “far flung Ypsilanti” by the vengeful Erinyes, who are pacified by being renamed “the kindly ones.”

analogies;

* being neuroatypical is like being a fish in a desert

* being a "gifted child" is like being handed a tightly sealed canteen with no information on what a canteen is or how to open it, by people who don't understand why a fish in a desert might be an issue, because after all they gave you plenty of water.