Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

see Jack was very slightly scarred in an accident, after which he built the first Jack Ball and affixed it to his head while it was molten hot, he’s never been seen without his Jack Ball since. And thus he rules all Jack In The Box as a benevolent tyrant who allows breakfast foods after 10 AM able to view his franchise kingdom through the cameras of Jack Balls on vehicle antennas throughout the west coast

see characters in He Man and the Masters of the Universe are named for their traits. Like Tri-Clops has three eyes, Skeletor looks kinda like a skeleton, or Hordak flirts li

Part of tonight's conversations were about places we grew up. Honestly though I remember some days as being much hotter or more humid than others, the big thing I remember is how *much* of the year it was warm or actively hot. Most of what I remember is about trees far more than about soil or clouds other than when it rained. Without really any comparison childhood didn't include awareness of my home being unusually hot or humid.

What this means is tonight was literally the first time I thought about how my terrible acne in high school might be related to the greater heat and humidity!

popular songs from the 1920s are all like "My Straw-Hat-Season-Sweetie," "Glee-Club Gloria" or "Farting in the Bathtub" and sound like people desperately trying to convince themselves that WWI never happened by bouncing up and down

yes, she's got THE INNSMOUTH LOOK and she knows how to use it

what's her secret? Really big contact lenses? Several generations of inbreeding?

#drawing today, undead jackal dude charges late period looking cavalry. Has undead and primitive firearms.

PREVIOUSLY ON XX MEN

* that short hairy dude DRANK a BEER

* the tall socially awkward dude PAINTED

* the SCIENCE hairy dude was REALLY FASCINATED by FUNGUS

"[King] would be a strong contender for this position should he abandon his obedience to the supposed white liberal doctrine of nonviolence and embrace Black nationalism.

"through counterintelligence, it should be possible to pinpoint potential troublemakers and neutralize them

"and neutralize them

"and neutralize them

WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

* this was a real memo btw. They sent stuff to King telling him to back down or they'd spill his extramarital affairs to the press. King thought they were telling him to kill himself, so he refused.

what should I draw charging this dude on horseback

if we don't take action now
we'll settle for nothing later
we'll settle for nothing now
and we'll settle for nothing later

in the right light study becomes insight
but the system that dissed us teaches us to read and write
so called fact's a fraud,
they want us to allege and pledge and bow down unto their god
lost the culture, the culture lost
spun our minds and through time
ignorance has taken over

Rage Against the Machine Album - RATM - 8 bit Edit https://youtu.be/6TbcxLSDthY via @YouTube

oh YEAH

can Mario get from the protest to the Lake Merritt station without taking a tear gas canister to the head at point blank range?

and I won't let you hurt my planet
and I won't let you hurt my friends

bitter wishful thinking

I didn't really expect to get the job with the vet clinic, but I was really hoping you know? And finding out that's a no really took the wind out of my sails.

uuuugh everything in the world is more compelling than job hunting

remembering years ago talking with my friend about Terrence McKenna ordering a latte

"And I would like a little hazelnut torani syrup, just a very light spiral curling from the collective subconscious... the foam forms these geometric progressions

"progressions

"progressions"

* dance music kicks in *

THIS LITTLE CLAMPETT'S GOT HIS OWN CEMENT POND
THIS LITTLE CLAMPETT HE'S A MILLIONAIRE
THEN EVERYONE SAID CALIFORNEE
IS THE PLACE WHERE YOU OUGHTA BEEEEEEE
WE GOT TO LOAD UP
THIS HERE TRUCK NOW
WE GOT TO MOVE TO BEVERLEEEEEEEEEE

* spins poi frantically *

EVERYONE KNOWS
FUN RULES

this is literally the first time in years I've listened to Money for Nothing without it being either the Weird Al version or the 1200 Micrograms version

* listens for 4+ minutes before switching to the 1200 Micrograms version *

"White Lizzo" is trending over on birdsite and I'm afraid of the monumentally stupid takes I might find if I click on this one

whoa white Lizzo, bam ba lam?

(edit; I don't get how Ram Jam and Pearl Jam are completely unrelated bands)