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Okay, confirmed temp job for Tuesday! this is ever so slightly intimidating as hell, but to be fair right now I'm having a day when anything other than "drink coffee, draw not necessarily well, read magazines" feels incredibly intimidating

@obscurestar have you seen that apparently Noodling Discourse has hit Mastodon

I'm also thinking about briefly posting about how I got to be such a broken person in the first place, as context for folks.

fuck it, open question should I do any or all of these things?

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what if I talked about some weird kinks openly on Mastodon?

what if I went to Shari's or Ihop and got a huge breakfast?

what if I went to Fuji and got some of their awesome ube filled malasadas?

what if I actually shaved my body hair the way I keep saying I will when things calm down?

well the good news is that, faced with the opportunity to turn thoughts about kink and drawing into reasons for despair, I consciously go "eh that's old habit brought on by stress" and part of me wants to talk about real weird kink instead (the drawing thing is that I really feel like I should do more grayscale stuff possibly digitally for ease)

ph - "humor" 

me: man these little apple pastry things from Safeway sure are good at 11:00. Also I'm dead tired. G'night.

my stomach: hey. Hey wakeup. Hey. HEY!

me: oh yeah it's 1:30 isn't it, so tired. G'night.

my stomach: you know where you are? you're in the jungle, you're gonna DAAAAH!

me: crap it's 2:00 fine I'm awake.

the downside of really getting into Goodnight Texas is that they're REALLY making me want cigs

New from Aurora! It’s Captain Marko Ramius’ Caterpillar Drivester™️!

… definitely a joke which will be funny to at least 3 people who remember both Aurora kits and The Hunt for Red October.

oh yeah this packaged udon augmented with leftover fried tofu, green onion, frozen spinach, sesame oil and some shoyu is pretty awesome but you know what it needs?

* grabs nanami togarashi and shakes vigorously, Mountain View style *

It’s a little like; would you trust a reference on WWII if those praising it were white dudes with Totenkopf tattoos screaming about not being replaced, only in this case the reference also tells you about Bismarck’s role in the Battle of the Coral Sea?

o yeah I could go down by the lake where all the rich people live and I could EAT all their PEAS

today, trying to get more size contrast between figures, low angle stuff, trying for dramatic dark areas. Wasp demon of some sort about to eat a hapless wizard if rescue doesn’t arrive; a trio of adventurers prepare to loot an evil (maybe) temple; pirate versus brass construct.

aww they turned off comments on my favorite sea shanty, I was gonna leave ARRRRRR

*video of a profoundly angry cat being coaxed out of a carrier by vets wearing heavily armored gloves, which has got to happen moderately often *

Me: oh noooes teh gauntlets noooes. Hate it. Haaaaaaate.

… this is why I wouldn’t physically survive as a vet tech

and the dueling leaf blowers outside have STOPPED so now I should grab a nap quickly before they come back

TMBG: She's not your satellite, she doesn't miss you, so turn off your smoke machine and watch your step.

Guster: You're my satellite, you're riding with me tonight, passenger side, lighting the sky, always the first star that I find.

tfw your interviewer says "I'm the supervisor" and you're desperately trying NOT to follow this up with "Can I get a taxi number?"

re: last boost REALLY wanted to show @XyzzySqrl another cute why-does-nobody-have-this-as-a-sona

Rain Dog boosted

Animal of the day (013)

Plushie stuck in a tree? Almost, but nope; the Southern Greater Glider is very real, and one of the largest gliding mammals. Native to the forests of southeastern Australia, this nocturnal marsupial gets about the size of a housecat, with a tail that reaches 2 feet in length. Although its gliding membrane only stretches from the forearm to the tibia, it can glide for an impressive 100 meters, tucking its forepaws under its chin in the process. It is the quiet type, with no vocalization that we know of. Babies stay in their mother's pouch for the first few months, after which they'll ride their mum's back for another three months.

#Wahnimals #animals #nature #Australia
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