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Hopefully my clever idea doesn't backfire on me.

I usually sleep badly the night before a new job (temp or perm) and tonight I woke up at 6ish and couldn't get back to sleep, so my initial plan to clean up the area by the window where I can mount the intake/output pipe for this little A/C unit, became actually putting the pipe into place and testing the A/C out. So far it works okay, and now my problem is going into the temp job low on sleep after doing something intense.

realizing that my upbringing as regards sexuality was such that no matter what my sexuality actually was or what happened next it proved I was a terrible person.

oh, going to live music performances! That's something you do if you can just drop $35-50 on stuff which isn't groceries, gas, or having a $75 monthly increase to reflect how desirable your location apparently is!

yessssss

strike me down with your angerrrr

I can feel it

and because I am so eeeeeevil

I'm going to keep talking to you like thisssssss

heh heh heh heh

coyote sing along hour all caps 

I'M YOUR LOVER
I'M YOUR ZERO
I'M THE FACE IN YOUR DREAMS OF GLASS
SO SAVE YOUR PRAYERS FOR WHEN YOU'RE REALLY GONNA NEED 'EM
THROW OUT YOUR CARES AND FLY
WANNA GO FOR A RIDE?
AAAAAANGST!

moved to the other side of Barnes and Noble from the small child coughing without covering their mouth

I'm sure they don't have The Thing, but I would like to drink coffee and look at toy soldiers I can't afford without feeling nervous.

re: coyote sing along lyrics 

ni zukh mir nit by mirtyn grinnen
dort finst mir nisht mayn lieber schatz
arbeiter schveten by maschinen
dortin is mayn ruhe plats

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coyote sing along lyrics 

there ain't no air and there ain't no light
and there ain't no way to make it out alive
his weddin' was planned for the fifth of July
but Jessie got trapped in the coal mine,
never did marry his girl
down down under West Virginia
down down in the pitch back earth
down down underneath she cried
"my love is somewhere in that mountain."

fine, I'll listen to the second best then the best country songs ever written and then I'll maybe get some bacon or something, and I'll go cook breakfast or w/e before this interview before this intake thing

coyote sing along hour, firearms, violence 

when they kick at your front door
how you gonna come
with your hands on your head
or on the trigger of your gun?
when the law break in
how you gonna go?
shot down on the pavement
or waiting in death row?

song of the day while trying to apply for work with this sodding agency

youtu.be/lrRLtBGOARU

Also, I'm so fucking sick of having to be okay with drug testing for jobs. I can see why they'd go that direction, but starting a business relationship with a potential employee with the equivalent of "we think you're a thief, only instead of leaking industrial secrets or directing thousands to your bank account we mean swiping ballpoint pens."

It takes damn nigh nothing to set off the related sadnesses of Christianity coming in, the forests and animals being intentionally destroyed.

It's not like pagans, Jews or Muslims are better about the environment or are *less* innately soul killing, it's just for me as an American, Christianity is innately linked to anti-environmentalism.

oh gah, apparently not only do I associate "Star of the County Down" with my friend because she sings it relatively frequently but also I associate "Swallowtail Jig" with "IRISH LANGUAGE LAB."

"And anither thing! I don't like those things ye're saying aboot me mither! Me mither's a decent Irishwoman even if she likes to carve anatomically accurate figures out o' the potatoes!"

... I always assumed "anatomically accurate figures" meant a sheela-na-gig.

Kojote mitsingen Uhr, Zappa lyrics in German 

mach es doch schnell
rein und raus
MAGISCHES SCHWEIN!
durch es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt, spritzt
FEUER!

aber becklecken nicht das Sofa, Sofa!

The scale goes from the Slightly Debatable Burger all the way through Impossible Burger to The Thing That Cannot and MUST Not be a Burger.

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