Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

@frost how’re you holding up this morning?

a twin-seater fighter built with such obvious flaws that it's introduced with why the RAF thought this was even vaguely a good idea and, had anything other than "separate gunner and pilot roles" been related to reality, it would have revolutionized aerial combat.

"Which did you like better, Return of the Jedi or Empire Strikes Back?"
"Empire."
"Blasphemy."
"Empire had a better ending! I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and carried away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note! That's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a buncha muppets."

#moviequotes

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
BESERKIR!
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK
BESERKIR!
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A ROCK BESERKIR!
BESERKIR!

THE BESERKIR IS JUST SO OBSCENE
LIKES EVIL PEOPLE Y'KNOW WHAT I MEAN
HE JUST TAKES YOUR SOUL AND RIPS YOU APART
HE'LL STEAL YOUR HEART!

ENGLISHMEN
I AM STANDING HERE
IN MY HEART I KNOW NOT AN OUNCE OF FEAR
WE ARE WAITING HERE
MY TRUSTED AXE AND ME
JUST COME AT ME
I WILL NOT FLEE

IN HIS LANDS HIS HONOUR INCREASED
BUT TO HIM AND HIS FOES
HE'S ONLY A BEAST
HE WAS
SKULLSEEKER
HE WAS
SKULLSEEKER
TAKING YOUR LIFE!

#OtvarZaRuss #FenrisHjolda

#drawing today, inspired by the Clash of the Titans soundtrack.

THIS SUMMER

SET SAIL FOR EXCITEMENT™️

AND SQUID

LOTS AND LOTS OF SQUID

SQUID ISLAND: CURSE OF THE SEPIA INK™️
#arrrrr #HardToPort #RunOutTheGuns #ARRRR

Writer on about how the Panther was this amazing tank if it wasn’t vulnerable to attacks from anywhere but the front, had design flaws (fires not mentioned), decline in crew quality, and material shortages.

Which to my not-suspiciously-fan-of-everything-Wehrmacht mind sounds like a merely ok tank.

I’ve now been on hold for easily 30 minutes hearing among other things on repeat, this schpiel about The Ultimate Fishstick™️

Hell yes it’s time to listen to Hello Nasty again!

When I got back to sleep after the anxiety attack, I dreamed about petting dogs and cats, so that part was good.

just now that was some sort of little environmentally driven anxiety spike, a little too sudden to be me spiraling thought wise. Wonder what it was that set that off?

I don't know about you but I've spent a huge amount of energy trying to shove what I want into the category of what I'm told is good to want because, what else am I going to think? Independence is weird and nuanced. I'd imagine that if things had gone differently and I had more money I'd still be wondering why I was sort of unhappy.

#drawing today

I'LL STIR FRY YOU IN MY WOK!
YOU START SHAKIN' AND YOUR FINGERS POP
LIKE A PINCH FROM THE NECK FROM MISTER SPOCK!

Urge to swing by Safeway, see what sort of meat is on sale, buy it, cook it up.

The obvious stupid Reformation joke;

The average person never actually nails their complaints about the Catholic Church to a cathedral door. “Ritter Georg,” who nailed 95 complaints to a door, is an anomaly and should not have been counted.

not Gay as in happy but Gay as in giving a blowjob next to the garlic fries at Folsom

Again, my analogy is;

I have been trained that if I strive to be (or if I am, my upbringing was real big on the idea of making it to the top through innate virtues) X Y and Z and do A B and C, then 1 2 and 3 will happen, when in reality is more like;

I am X and Y but maybe also J instead, I can maybe do B but don't get to do C and as a result do H instead, and external events L M and O happen, which means that maybe I get 1 and 2, but only for a short time, or maybe I get 3 and that gives me enough confidence to do K which leads to other stuff, and maybe I wind up at 1, 15, and 23 instead.