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yeah I'm just not up for anything, am going to fall over some. Sorry folks

I do NOT like feeling so violently angry and frankly "so violently angry" is the only reaction I can have to Nazis operating as such freely, or to the second richest man in the world systematically destroying one of my most frequently visited websites, all because he's paranoid about Jews, Queers and Blacks (and tell me, what does THAT sound like to you?)

And a selfie with the falls in the background! Normally I wear a shapeless old “boonie hat” but today was overcast and even drizzly; it’s kinda weird to have a selfie without the hat!

I cede the trail to three women, all of whom are natural 10s who could have stepped out of an Utamaro print, except for they have light breathable hiking clothes way nicer than my T-shirt and jeans.

We’re at the part where I want to teleport to the trailhead (shouting BAMF! does not work) and I’m thinking about food. I was gonna get Singapore style noodles at this one place near the bookstore, but it’s Sunday and I’ve been exercising like crazy, I think a bowl of menudo would be in order.

“How’d you get [chipmunks] to come out, are you a Disney princess?”
“Gotta be. Explains the tragic backstory and the urge to sing at odd hours.”

Either I haven’t actually visited this park or I did and forgot there’s no parking and one fairly narrow trail. And a lot of people had the same thought about getting outside! So this is gonna be a less isolated hike than I’d hoped, but ehhh.

she serotonin on my synaptic gaps till I reuptake

she Sarbanes on my Oxley till I generate a cash flow statement

okay, while I'm delighted by how everything's funny, clearly this is also a useful reminder that I'm not yet sober and should NOT drive anywhere which is cool, the crepe place won't open for another two hours

At some level I'm afraid of dragging everyone into what I Want To Do, and for half of forever, and yet at another level of course I want to do that.

discussion of suffixes & furry fetish art & also wow I'm not sober yet 

also the way furries generate [body part]vore is like how -punk gets tacked to everything

therefore COCKPUNK is obviously furries in futuristic gear but only from waist up and with LED veins on the shaft, and I figure Gideon would draw that really awesomely btw, and I can only assume ANALPUNK is sorta the view from the rear

doo doo doot, just gonna hang out eating gyoza in the dark neon-lit future with a ridiculously overdetailed doughnut bulging from my dump truck ass, here. I can totally see it. If I had the mad skillz to draw/color this as well as I'd like I'd be rolling in watches right now.

so let's see a furry sucking at the tip of his own hypertrophic penis, which has obvious bulges suggesting someone's caught up in there. That's how many kinks? It's like COCKCEPTION. I would also like to add that all this had really nice solidity, expression and line weight, and given how I'm into only some of this, it really demonstrates why I even watch this artist.

Flavor Blasted ™️​ Manganese Nodules ™️​

naked photos 

I think I look pretty good for my age and how I’m less active than preferred. Please say nice things about my naked body (CW nudity but no eye contact), and please don’t say mean things about my apartment.

holy FUCK Rachid Taha's first album is so fucking GOOD

but then you switch out to Tinariwen and it's like leaving a big party to look at the stars so far away from that party that the city's just a faint glow in the sky

Mdou Moctar winds up being a pretty good compromise between the two

damn these guys are all awesome, I'm gonna make some tea.

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