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coyote sing along hour, Weird Al/Nirvana 

what is this song all about
can't figure any lyrics out
she's over-bored and self assured
I know, I know, I know a dirty word
dunno dunno dunno oh no

now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin
and I don't know what I'm singin'
I feel stupid and contageous
here we are now entertain us
we're so loud and incoherent
boy this oughta bug your parents YEAH

I'm worst at what I do best
and for this gift I feel blessed
it's hard to bar gargle zouf
with all these marbles in my mouth

and looking at the CW tag I suddenly realized the phrase "not safe for work urethral penetration gigantic cock"

works as lyrics to "Funiculi Funicula" (okay technically it was "hyper cock" but that won't fit)

coyote sing along hour 

nowwwwww here's a little story I got to tell
about three bad brothers y'know so well
it started way back in history
with me (MCA) and me (Mike D!)
I had a little horsie named Paul Revere
me and my horsie and a quart of beer
ridin' cross the land
kickin' up sand
sherriff's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand
one lone Beastie I be
all by myself without nobody
the sun is beatin' down on my baseball hat
the air is gettin' warm, the beer is gettin' flat
lookin' for a girl I ran into a guy
his name is MCA, he said "Howdy!" I said "hi!"

I finally scanned/stitched/cleaned up 15 drawings from February to July sketchbooks. While pulling those I found a batch more drawings which earlier me, correctly, didn't find good enough to ink/scan/color, but which had characters or ideas that are definitely worth using. So I'm gonna redraw this stuff/use the characters in other stuff.

The counterpart to my belief that Conan the Barbarian is a better movie, but Conan the Destroyer is a more DND movie;

Barbarian is a player describing the campaign, Destroyer is how the game actually played out, in this confused tangle of the players changing direction multiple times.

Kong Fu, a popular genre about giant gorillas using martial arts.

As a tangent I looked up a recipe for mandelbrot and YOU CAN MAKE IT WITHOUT ALMONDS. This is like having cow milk feta or drinking O’Doul’s right?

Instead let’s listen to the theme tune from “Shaft in Low Geosynchronous Orbit.” The Mob wanted the “beanstalk.” Instead they got SHAFT! Right up to HERE!

youtu.be/Ge0vaqnijB0?si=pqgA3Q

On YouTube, someone recut “Alien” to make it a trailer for a comedy about the crew of the Nostromo adopting a cat, and uh…if that were real I’d watch it.

Today is a really pretty autumn afternoon for remembering life is bigger and brighter than whatever the CPTSD is telling me.

I think no matter what else happens this weekend, I’m NOT up for spending a day with my parents.

Currently the variety of upset which is “I feel like things are about to go terrible and I will catch inevitably-justified blame because I’m awful,” which is at least better than “things ARE about to go terrible etc”

When a girl is DTF, that means she’s Diethylaminosulfur Trifluoride, a clear fluoridating agent which is explosive when heated.

Shoestring fries, the logical follow up to shoegaze fries, which were very popular in the ‘90s.

also I just played gracious host and pointed out some places on FurryMUCK to a newbie, in 2023, how's that even happen?

being unwell means missing sleep and reading about WWII British aircraft on the toilet

meanwhile people on a MU* are talking about The Monkees for some reason

which leads to the thought that Sea Monkeys are the Fleet Air Arm variant with an arrestor hook

The Cabbage Kid! He learns the secret art of Kyabetsu to win over the local bullies, from his apartment's handyman, kindly old Mr. Okonomiyaki!

I think I figured out some of what caused the shit mood earlier.

I also deactivated my Twitter account.

My father completely detests Ray Harryhausen stop-motion mythological movies, would you believe that?

I’m in a shit mood so here’s a selection of very angry werewolves.

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