Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

Combining the Cutthroat Island soundtrack with this miserably long slog through what’s normally an okay task has me alternating “sad” with “want to fence against someone.” Like I miss doing foil rather than saber, how often does that happen?

Actually THE best thing to say for “Talk like a pirate day” is “had you but fought like a man, dear Jack, you would not now need to die like a dog.” Second best historical witticism ever imho.

* blasts Korngold*

RUN OUT THE STARBOARD GUNS, MISTER BELLAMY! WE’LL WAKE THEM WITH A WHIFF OF GRAPESHOT IN THE MORNING!

and 25 minutes or so later

POWER BREEDS PARASITES
LONG LIVE ANARCHY

Listening to Schostakovich Sym 11, a sure sign of being in a sunny mood especially about living in a worker’s paradise with great foreign policy.

A weird combination of ancestral pride and ancestral SHAME combines with the current war to dearly want a future where Ukraine’s run by Ukrainian assholes, not Russian assholes… that is if none of us get to have anarchosocialism.

I ride on the bus into the city every day
sit on the bench and I dream my life away
I dream I'm on an island with that sexy lady too
when I'm awaken
I must be mistaken
I'm on Third Avenue
Won't you take me away,
and take away me?
Won't you take me away,
and take away me?

I wish when my brain spews I WISH I WERE A BETTER ARTIST while awake early, it were less "I'm scared that if people don't absolutely love me I'm vulnerable to harm (reflects crap childhood, not really true)" and more "I want to work on X technical problem (lighting, composition, portraits etc)"

fortunately I think I know what the actual technical thing is

takeaways from work from home again;

* I can't get my work PC to recognize my monitor as a separate display, so some tasks are slower than at the office

* I'm great when there's lots of work, but if work slows motivation and energy plunge. Getting outside during lunch break is probably more useful than napping during lunch break.

weirdest song associations;

* I associate Queen's "A Kind of Magic" album with both Shadowrun and the 8 bit version of the Robocop theme (my dorm had the arcade game)

* thanks to a dream I associate Spinosaurus with the "They Swim" track from Alien Resurrection

* I am not entirely sure why I associate "867-5309/Jenny" with riding bikes

the most ghetto take on Hainan chicken is to microwave one of those quick rice things, microwave some diced precooked chicken from Safeway, and put the actual effort into making ginger-garlic-salt-pepper-oil to go on top, chop a couple of green onions as well

in other news I cooked lunch for myself if you're not picky about "cooked"

I really hate how whenever I miss something and it gets caught by someone else, no matter how routine or how quickly I can backtrack to fix it, it's this heart attack about how an authority is going to call me on it and I will lose my job as the adult-world variant of being screamed at for how stupid I am.

You’re only allowed to throw your own head! It’s against the rules to throw anybody else’s head!

Not only does WFH mean I can flame out to “If That’s Your Boyfriend (He Wasn’t Last Night)”, “It’s Raining Men,” “Would I Lie To You” etc, it means I can use up the last jajangmyun for breakfast! I’m drunk with power here!

THERE WAS A WOMAN IN THE JUNGLE AND A MONKEY ON A TREE
THE MISSIONARY MAN HE WAS A FOLLOWIN’ ME
HE SAID STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOIN’
GET DOWN UPON YOUR KNEES
I’VE A MESSAGE FOR YOU THAT YOU GOTTA BELIEVE BELIEVE BELIEVE
*grinds hips*

hey wait if I work from home I don’t just get music with no headphones, I can dance to it, and I don’t mean doing The Bassist Head Bob, I mean really get into it, hips and shoulders and neck. It’s gonna be a one-scrawny-non-domestic-canine Pride rally here in a couple of minutes.

Well we're in my woodie goin' down the road
Gotta pull off to the side cause I gotta explode
[chorus]
I gotta pee (pee pee pee pee pee pee pee)
yeah gotta pee (pee pee pee pee pee pee pee)
oh I gotta pee (pee pee pee pee pee pee)
yeah I havta pee (oooowhoooo hooooo hoooooo)

I had a huge iced tea before I got to the beach
I gotta unzip my wetsuit but it's so hard to reach
[chorus]

The Beach Boys' "Gotta Pee," and "Gotta Poop (and Maybe Pee)" which appears on their Necessary Bodily Functions album. Please note, "I'm So Tired" is actually a Beatles song and not on that album.

it's beyond absurd that the THING that LITERALLY DESTROYED HUMANITY'S VIEW OF THE STARS thinks the problem with everything is Jews, trans people, and while he's not saying it as loudly, obviously also Blacks.

it's WORSE that he's saying it intentionally because he knows people will support him