Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

"We need diner food, where's the nearest Black Bear?"
"Off 580 in Emeryville. But sir..."
"Link, waffles are very important."
"Dude. You told me to avoid the freeway."
"yeah?"
You said it was way too harsh and gnarly!"
"Then let us hope" *SSSSSUCK* koff koff koff "I was wrong"

although sadly the late hour means I can't actually get away with doing a cartwheel while listening to "Spybreak"

as is proper ritual format

ahem.

doo doo doo doo
dwa da doo da doo
doo doo doo doo
dwa da doo da doo
wheedle WHEEDADADA
doo doo doo doo
dwa da doo da doo
doo doo doo doo
dwa da doo da doo
wheedle WHEEDADADA

WHOOOOOA dude dude dude dude dude!

why not VISIT MONGOLIA
we've got GRASS
we've got HILLS
we've got HORSES
we've got GRASSY HILLS
we've even got HORSES on GRASSY HILLS

also? we've got WEIRD NOISES
*xhoomei while playing morin khuur*
*aman khuur BOINGGG!*

Sailor through the night
three dots in auspex
sailor through the night
three dots in fortitude

my Shangri La
I can't forget
why you were mine
I need you noooooowwwwwwwww
THREE DOTS IN PROTEAN
(thou shalt not fall)
THREE DOTS IN PROTEAN
(thou shalt not feed)

#filk #TheLostBoys

oh MAN

okay so what if you played the fluff from Vampire the Masquerade but you used FATE or somehow adapted Blades in the Dark as the rules

this stoned thought brought to you by the French language version of "Bloodletting"

https://youtu.be/jSRIg9GlG6Y?si=xpjW90skfywuVIDP

come closer and see
see into the trees
find the girl
if you can
come closer and see
see into the dark
just follow your eyes
follow your eyes

I hear her voice
calling my name
sound is deep
in the dark
I hear her voice
and I start to run
into the trees
into the trees

oh YEAH it's The Dog Song!

https://youtu.be/rJvC_4cwtlQ?si=6wtHVmN_StOQj_nu

REPTILES
have silly grins
dark eyes
massive breasts
SOME HAVE FINS!

SAMURAI
they smile never
serious
pretty swords
very clever!

maybe I should post drawings. But I just ain't feeling it today. I'm gonna have a half edible and see if I feel like it. This requires getting up so I'll do it after I listen to more Oingo Boingo.

who makes the rules? SOMEONE ELSE!
who makes the rules? SOMEONE ELSE!

we walk on two legs not on four
to walk on four legs breaks the law
what happens when we break the law?
what happens when the rules aren't fair?
we all know where we go from there.

I live cement
I *hate* this street
give dirt to me
I bite lament
this human form
where I was born
I now repent
caribou! Caribou! Caribou!
Repent! REPENT!

give me wide ground to run
and foregone, lets me knife
knife me lets
I will get
what I want.
Caribou! Caribou! Caribou!
Repent! REPENT!

and we say we're in love with all of it
and we say we're in love with everything
and we say, what can we say?
and we say we're in love with all of it
and we say we're in love with everything,
and we LIE. Love to lie.

*races off towards Powell's*

You should unfollow me. I’m evil, I’m vicious, I’m complete shit.

I swear I've never been this excited in my life to have not one but TWO total strangers who I am definitely not into, wandering around my apartment when I really need a nap. But maybe they can actually fix the sink?

naw, let's not spew anger right now. let's instead eat late lunch or really late breakfast depending on your definitions of "raspberry bar from the coffee shop." Hopefully this will help me feel less like the worst fucking person on earth.

tell me I don't need a lengua burrito and a tamarindo

I'm not sure spending money on groceries from Asian Family Food Center is a GREAT idea but it's definitely more viable

well at least no matter what else I think about this shitty situation, I still want to punch Bibi in his fucking face until he stops saying offensive shit.

jeez, dude. The ISRAELIS don't like you, the PALESTINIANS certainly don't like you, the people who DO like you are fucking Republicans, I'm still resentful of bullshit you pulled in 2017 let alone the bullshit you've pulled since, please step the fuck down.

subskeet; I know he's done Batman stories before, but what I really want is for Neil Gaiman to write a Superman story about the Kryptonian exiles, which doesn't show them on the cover as a teaser.

That way, every issue will feature Neil Before Zod.

I am dead sure someone's done this joke before.