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Crap, my NAACP membership lapsed because I was worried about money, realized it NOW.

For this, I abandoned having lurid fantasies about hyena girls? Family tho, kinda have to.

I still think someone should set up a competitor with former Twitter which could be Y and that way when you'd post there, it'd be Yeets. You'd Yeet random crap out onto the internet. Not to be confused with Yeats. He's a different guy.

apparently it's crying jag listening to "Pictures of You" hour

oy oy OY oy oy OY oy OY oy gevalt I so don't need this

they're called chicken tenders because they hold the wood, coal or oil fuel for the rotisserie chicken they trail behind

ever since railroads switched to diesel chickens you no longer see them that much in mainline use

seriously I started this morning thinking I'd figured out something big and meaningful while showering and I was really happy about that, and then I did some job hunt stuff/tried to schedule/reschedule a Zoom interview, and that REALLY sent my mood spiraling.

actually yeah, you've convinced me I won't get this one.

ah yes the familiar favorite "upload your resume/please now fill in every detail about your prior work experience DO NOT PUT SEE RESUME"

"including all gaps in employment" why yes, I spent that entire time smoking a profound volume of weed and not at all looking for jobs, I'd be a terrible employee. Clever of you to figure it out.

"We're receiving a radio transmission. They say their radio isn't working."
"Have they raised their shields yet?"
"No."
"Raise ours."
"They're raising shields."
"Lock phasers on target."
"They're locking phasers."
"Uh. Raise shields I guess?"
"FIRE!"

hey, assholes, my answers to the EEO survey REMAIN no, I don't want to tell you my ethnicity or my gender identity. Figure out what color the triangles on my outfits should be on your own.

oh thank Corellon Larethian they decided to go ELSEWHERE to run their fucking rich ass ignorant Boomer mouths nonstop

the funniest name in Dune circles back for how, back when I was active on DeviantArt, I set my location to "Duncan, ID"

you know, I would REALLY like to punch you in your fucking rich ass white antisemtic Boomer face, but 1) as a southerner I do not hit women and 2) I am far more interested in watching YouTube videos about drawing than I am in getting hauled off for assaulting some shit richass old CRAP in fucking public

edit oh thank G-d they've moved on to their privileged unfucking educated understanding of Biden and Obama instead

the way "Paul" is inherently funny plays into why Dune is the best science fiction epic out there. "Usul" isn't funny. "Mua'Dib" is *kinda* funny. "Paul Mua'Dib" is fucking hilarious. You really don't notice because it's not even vaguely the funniest name in Dune.

Wanting to sob audibly and scream I DON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU is to me a good indication I would not interview well and should postpone to next week.

that just really rubbed me the wrong way and my nerves are shot anyway

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