Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

one of the weird things about being my age (and especially because I don't think I feel or look like it) is that occasionally I'll think "fucking Boomer" about an old person and they'll probably be my age.

* Thirteenth Warrior volva voice * Bewaaaare. It'll happen to yoooou.

okay, anyone sufficiently Old Skool D&D fans enough to offer an opinion on what would be cooler opponents for a hot orc barbarian - Dark Creepers or Norkers?

in the middle of the earth in the great land of the Shire
lived a brave little hobbit whom we all of us admire
most people looked at him with terror and with fear
but to Laketown chicks he was such a lovely dear
He's Bilbo Bilbo Baggins
there was a cat who really was down
He's Bilbo Bilbo Baggins
it was a shame how he carried on

*spoken*
Well he fought with the goblins
he battled a troll
he riddled with Gollum
a magic ring he stole!

I don't think getting baked is a good idea and I think a bagel would be too much food, but listening to The Sword sounds good.

HONED BY THE HALFLING TO VORPAL SHARPNESS
BEHOLD! THE BASTARD BLADE!
BANE OF THE DEMON LORDS!
SLAYER OF THE SPIDER PRIESTS!
SPILLER OF THE SILVER BLOOD!

because I'm at *that* point of the Conan the Barbarian soundtrack and haven't trotted out this joke in a while.

"Take him to the Tree of Woe."
"Whoa!"
"Crucify him."
"BOGUS!"

now the question becomes whether I want to get baked, listen to The Sword and eat a bagel with vegan cream cheese.

worked on rendering some #drawings I flatted out earlier/way earlier. And here's the second!

worked on rendering some #drawings I flatted out earlier/way earlier. Here's the first!

this part of the "Sleepy Hollow" soundtrack must be the love theme. Either that or it's the part where Pee-Wee Herman finds his bike.

normally I make fun of Danny Elfman for the very Nightmare sounding chunks of his soundtracks, but ironically "Carnival from Hell" winds up being VERY Oingo Boingo.

that said, I'm NOT going to listen to the Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack before Halloween. There are some lines I just won't cross.

*puts on the Darkman soundtrack*

heee hee hee, CHRISTMASTIME

etc. etc etc. I can do this *literally all night, Danny*.

*puts on the "Descent to Mystery" part of Batman's soundtrack*

hee heee heee, CHRISTMASTIME!

donated to World Central Kitchen, they're trying to get food to people in Gaza which is something I can definitely support way more than the usual run of leftist kill-all-the-heebs rhetoric.

Rob Zombie is making me think of someone who used to mean everything in the world to me, and I'm sad. Look, I know it's weird.

wow, if you think that's tragic and upsetting, do I ever have the ethnic group for you!

The worst part of CPTSD is that it makes more of itself, but I think the most annoying part is how simultaneously I can't think of a future AND I'm completely certain the future will be disastrous.

Wait. There's a group named ELK WITCH? and they did a track named "Coyote and the Wind's Daughters"? *klik*

* three minutes later *

damn I can't make out the lyrics so I don't know if this is basically a Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser story I've read

but man does it make me want to run Dungeon World.

Today’s #drawings!