Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

AH KNOW KARATE VOODOO TOO
AH'M GONNA MAKE MAHSELF AVAILABLE TO YOU
I DON'T NEED NO MAKEUP AH GOT REAL SCARS
AH GOT HAIR ON MAH CHEST
AH LOOK GOOD WITHOUT A SHIRT
AH'M GONNA DRIVE ALL NIGHT, GET SOME SPEED
GONNA WAIT FOR THE SUN TO SHINE DOWN ON ME
AH CUT A HOLE IN MAH ROOF TH' SHAPE OF A HEART
AND AH'M GOIN' OUT WEST WHERE THEY APPRECIATE ME

would you believe me when i tell you
you're the queen of my heart?
please don't deceive me when I hurt you
it's just not the way it seems
can't you feel my love buzz
can't you feel my love buzz
can't you feel my love buzz
can't you feel my love BUUUUUZZZZZ!

wah wha!
WAH WAH!
WAAAAUGH WAAAAUGH!

see I feel that most songs really benefit from a weird noise, like the WHOOO WHOOO WHOOO in "Cheap Sunglasses," the BOINGGG!s in "The Guns of Brixton" or the "WHAAAO!" in Bananarama's "Venus."

this is a really good cover of "Cheap Sunglasses" but let's face it what really makes the original is the WHOOOA WHOOOA WHOOOA noise

The other #drawing from tonight, completely different tone since I was feeling a little less grimdark.

"I am the god of Hellfire! And I bring you..."
"fire?"
"honestly, we do that all the time. How about;

GARLIC!
TO SEASON YOUR FOOD!
GARLIC!
ALWAYS IMPROVES THE MOOD!
* massive rock organ *
* jogging in place *

Separating tonight’s #drawings because they’re so thematically different I can’t imagine everyone would favorite both. Here’s one…

the Beach Boys with their hit songs "Fun, Fun, Fun," "Girls, Girls, Girls," and "Cars, Cars, Cars."

hey I wonder if spiced cider tastes better when I'm baked.

Seriously if your gender isn’t “charging/increasing my rent,” “pushing your religion down my craw,” “insurance provider” etc then by definition I’m pretty okay with it and given that I’m not entirely sure what *my* gender is, I don’t really have a place to judge now do I?

Being optimistic and naive isn't really an option any more, but I need to remember there *does* exist an alternative to becoming bitter, angry, and kinda racist tbh;

that is that I don't know everything going on or how it will play out, and it'd be a mistake to just cling onto *any* one viewpoint.

Thank you, KEXP for throwing it in my face again

Oh yeah, these old Dragon magazines mention comeliness scores! Let’s let a modified dice roll tell you how good looking or ugly your PC is! This makes AD&D’s weird armor class look like a great idea.

It’s Don’t Snap at Your Allies Hour again! Mixed with a not great family visit. Пиздец!

Well… they showed! So no ginger tripe, no congee, no turnip cake. Better than wires getting crossed tho.

My parents set up going to dim sum last night. It’s now 15 minutes after they were supposed to show, and they refuse to have a cell phone, so I left a message to check in.

If they’re not here in 20 I’m ordering congee with century egg and radish cake and other stuff they never eat.

But here are #drawings I worked on mostly tonight!

Last night’s #drawings, postin’ em now!

Hey kids do you know what I enjoy EVEN MORE than the exact details of your phone conversations in public spaces? That’s right, REPEATEDLY LOUDLY COUGHING. That doesn’t give me the heebie jeebies at all!

Master of Puppets is pulling your strings!

This is after a Bachelor of Puppets is pulling your strings, but before a Doctorate of Puppets.