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actually the real "back in the day" story is;

* the gaming club met monthly in the basement of Sergeant Pepper's Pizza Circus (not even Chuck E Cheese, a Chuck E Cheese KNOCKOFF) off Beauford Highway

* everyone ignored the space required, speed factor and AC adjustment rules given on p 38 of your PHB

* literally ubiquitous houserule that all PCs got one 18, roll 4d6 minus lowest for all other stats

back in my day we had to walk uphill in the snow to get to where we could play thieves and druids who had to be true neutral and carry li'l pots of ivy with them to cast Entangle!

okay, I fess up to occasionally initially parsing both "FCF" and "FNAF" as furry conventions.

me: oh crap I don't know if I did okay on this interview, I have a phone thing in 1+ hour and I'm just worried.

my brain: you know what would be cool? A multiheaded fursuit where one arm was rigidly supported from inside, and you could puppeteer the head yours wasn't in, with your free hand.

@obscurestar@beach.city @obscurestar@mastodon.social despite being completely sober listening to this Hallucinogen album reminds me of the quote "I forgot how much acid I took NOW THAT'S A PROBLEM"

I'm going to reuse the joke about "Zootopia x Dark City fanfic is just Blacksad" because I'm listening to the Dark City soundtrack and it's STILL funny.

* stands outside the privs *

The spirits white as lightnin' all on me travels guide me
The stars would shake and the moon would quake whene'er they espied me!
Still I sing bonny boys bonny mad boys
Bedlam boys are bonny
For they all go bare and they live on the air and they want no drink nor money!

Here’s something I thought was really cool on a Smilidon fossil!

Well… I did get a soy sauce chicken, which became also getting bok choy, roma beans to stew, canned lo han chai, oden etc AND since the Russian grocery is nearby I’m getting pelmeni and hopefully pirogi and kvass. This is why I was reluctant to stop for soy sauce chicken.

turning out to be an absolutely abysmal night in the sleep department

A Fistful of Ass

For a Few Buttocks More

The Good, the Bad, and the Complete Ass (Il Buono, il Malo, e il Culo Completo)

really crass filk, furry kinks I do not actually have 

* up with anxiety *
* clicks on an Flist link *

my brain (to the tune of Wild Thing):

PLANT VORE!
YOU MAKE MY ASS SORE!
YOU MAKE EVERYTHING GROOVY!

bleah after going to sleep feeling warm and fairly good I had some sort of gross anxiety spike which got me very awake, also connected to apparently needing to pee like an elephant. I am now vaguely thinking about taking one of the "gothic flanged mace to the head dose of melatonin" tablets

probably should NOT snack this late at night but that bit of adulting was REALLY a lot. So I have a slightly underripe persimmon (I like them crunchier) and am thinking of making tea.

actually y'know what, I needed to do it so I paid off the goddamn liver fluke nematode parasite car insurance and it's DONE and now I can worry about money for December rent and if I'm lucky I'll have enough to buy groceries. Gonna listen to the Green Tara Mantra, I knew doing this was going to upset me pretty badly.

I do not need to get really baked. I do not need to buy books about Cycladic stuff. I do NOT need to get really baked, eat all the mezedes in the cabinet, AND buy books about Cycladic stuff.

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