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Was going to post art or dick pics or something but naw, mood’s shit rn, waiting. Waiting.

Exercise in low blood sugar

When I get back I’m gonna get incredibly stoned and I’m gonna have oolong tea with honey and look at cat pictures

This experience is largely ass

Yay politics. Can I go have an edible and a beer now please?

I’m gonna get home at 9ish and have an entire edible and be a Kuyper Belt object for a few hours

Opinions, war again 

I also loathe that fellow leftists are refusing to vote for Biden over this. Believe me I would rather have the New Deal than rewarmed Clinton administration but again I want to avoid deaths. That situation is THERE; saving Americans from Republicans (and when there’s a Republican president, AMERICANS DIE) is over HERE.

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Opinions, war again 

I really REALLY don’t like the Administration’s take on this. Holding out aid is leverage they could use to push for a ceasefire and to me it is clear that Gaza IS a humanitarian crisis, the hostages NEED to be returned, and these people will ALWAYS want us dead, there’s no way the situation will be secure soon. Why not save some lives instead?

Okay, it's apparently now time to listen to the "Combat Drop" music from "Aliens" in hopes it motivates me better to get on the road to see my parents.

Wait so this ISN’T what they meant when they said “draw a MIND HORSE”?

It’s real funny as long as it ain’t YOUR ethnic group, that’s what you’re saying?

And I mean, there’s not a particular functional difference between a bonfire in Seattle and sitting naked on the beach, fire casting light out to the wine dark Aegean, even if that was long ago.

coyote sing along lyrics, occupational health issues 

your hands get black and your eyes get burned
an your lungs get tired and poor
it draws you in like an opium den
an beacons you back for more
there ain't no air and there ain't no light
and there ain't no way to make it out alive

So YOU are the great Van Helsing! ( partly suggested by Ylfinger)

* more Van Helsing soundtrack *

oh curse this bleak eternal night, relieved only by having four dots in Dominate and three dots in Potence!

* blasts the Van Helsing soundtrack *

alternates between declaring

1) "BETS! BETS! BUAHAHAHA!"
2) "TRAHNsylVAAAAAYneeya"
3) "I em the LAAAUW."

food tangent.

THE simplest Chinese cooking is literally awesomesauce; heat some oil. Add in chopped up ginger and garlic, let it cool down, add salt.

I first had this with Hainan style chicken but the soy sauce chicken from Asian Family Food Center came with a little thing of the stuff! FSCK yeah!

yknow, I appreciate y'all sending me all this promotional material, but what would really help me vote is if you sent me a ballot.

Man you know what I should draw? FAT FETISH ART. That way I can practice thinking through how bigger bodies move and are put together ‘cause I never do that and really should, and then I’d get several dozen more followers to disappoint when I forget to ever draw in that direction again.

The phrases “mind horse” and “mind palace” suggest “mucking out my MIND STABLES” as a euphemism for skipping out on responsible adulthood to eat cake and read or something.

Opinion about online atheism, includes slurs 

Problem is, whenever I hear anyone go off about religion being this terrible unnecessary burden, I don’t hear f’rex “what we know for sure is we’re here now and it’d be terrible to make things worse,” I hear “you silly kikes and ragheads clearly lack the wisdom of us Western Europeans and should abandon your backwards traditions.”

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