Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

*Morpheus voice*

Look around you, what do you see? Hyper herm skunktaurs. Muscle doberwomen. Fat samoyed furs wearing only very smelly socks. The very people we are trying to save. But most of these people do not want to be unplugged from the Matrix. Neo, were you paying attention or were you looking at that hyena in the prominently bulged red skirt?

oh geez Trent, put a fucking sock in it

your midichlorian count has to be as high as Master Yoda's

wait, this is about the same point where I got completely sick of "Pretty Hate Machine" and went off to listen to something else the last time, isn't it?

switching to Lords of Acid, that's very 90s too.

I know it's my standard joke but for DECADES now I keep forgetting how the first songs on this album are about anger, abuse and chronic psych problems, and then BOOM abruptly into whining like Anakin about getting laid

how many years will you take, you've TAKEN EVERYTHING.
my head is filled with disease, my skin is begging you,
I'm on my hands and knees, I want so much to believe.

#SongLyrics #Bleepy #aaaaaangst

also; Peturbator came out with a new album in 2021? This one new track sounds so NIN like I now need to listen to Pretty Hate Machine again, and I will try very hard not to get distracted from job hunting, by drawing little doodles of people doing backflips while firing twin mini-Uzis etc.

the good news is I have a video interview tomorrow as follow up to Monday's phone interview, the REALLY good news is I have a legit excuse to duck out on spending tomorrow with my Dad, the bad news is I zipped outside to be polite about talking on my phone and it is NOT WARM out there. brrr brr brrr

I suddenly realized there are D&D players who'd need healing surges, bloodied, and minions explained to them the same way there are D&D players who'd need THACO or non weapon proficiencies explained to them, and this made me feel old enough that my bad knee is acting up.

subtoot;

things you can sing to the tune of "My Little Pony"

"prostate massager"

tired; "Reptiles and Samurai" is about the conflict between the reptilian, primal id and the conscious, civilized ego

wired; "Reptiles and Samurai" is the theme tune for an imaginary 80s cartoon intended mostly to sell toys (different types of dinosaur people vs samurai distinguished by weapons)

I finally came up with a good description of having to stick around my parents' place for dinner with them;

"as fun as a 4 hour documentary about Stalingrad on a good day and about as fun as actual Stalingrad on a bad day"

Even if they are on sale and I desperately WANT to I shouldn’t spend $10 on a sparkly toy unicorn. Unrelated, I’ve decided I don’t need a half edible quite yet; I managed to get through Sunday evening without. But if Thursday’s as bad as I anticipate I might need that then.

Read through 4e’s Undermountain book as a break from the usual art etc (brain is real fried by interviewing and job hunt) and my hot take unsurprisingly is 4e was SO GOOD, especially for getting a game going really immediately. I really hope a second party gets the rights and rereleases it.

*listening to the Ep VI soundtrack *

“And now I ssssssense that you wisssssh to continue the ssssearch for young Ssssskywalker.”
*dabs at black armored chest* “Yes, my master. That just came out really juicy.”

the legendary Gnoll Scroll, only it turns out to be a cookbook for sentient dungeon creatures rather than magical at all

ah, this position REQUIRES you to have a LinkedIn and REQUIRES you to include the link in order to apply. this, along with the scam artists and really being upset about some recent events has convinced me that's enough job hunt for today, it's time for a nap.

the trolley problem, but it doesn't hurt anyone and it's for people with a hyperfixation on trains; you could pull the trolley and make the trolley go left, but then you wouldn't get to see the trolley go right.

Actually I revised a cartoon to include a couple more low poly options for your Cybertruck™️

and so we took from out on bail
a convict from the county jail
whose head was next
on some pretext
comdemned to be mowed off
and made HIM headsman, for we said
who's next to be decapited
cannot cut off another's head
until he's cut his own off!
His own off!
His owwwwwwwwwwn off!
(Until he's cut his own off)
and we were RIGHT, I think you'll say
to argue in this kind of way
and I am right and YOU are right
and EVERYTHING is quite correct!

Harry potter and the 20 year old franchise which for some unknown reason just would not die