Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

You spin a web that's any size
and you catch thieves like they were flies
and dodge bombs from a goblin colored green

are you cool well listen bud
you've got that radioactive blood
and Ah cannot compete with you Jolene

have you ever wondered if Spidey's spider sense is actually how ALL OF HIS BODY HAIRS have been converted to trichobothria so he's actually picking up on movement, so like it works great for "hey the Goblin threw another bomb at me" but not great for "hey MJ is tired of me and moved out again"

That was a GREAT movie when I didn't hate it and want to quit out.

holy fuck I hate this movie's attempts to be funny THIS MUCH. Also, it makes no sense that there are no fire-lances or other Ming forms of firearms.

Holy SHIT. They put THIS gorgeous sequence right in the middle of the same film as all the fucking fat jokes. (Seriously. If I were a fat dude I would really, truly resent this.) Also I really resent the plot point that gong fu and firearms are mutually exclusive.

okay so this is rapidly becoming "I completely adore this movie when they're NOT trying to be a funny kids' movie." I think the "look isn't this funny?" aspect would have really bugged me as a 10 year old too, and I don't THINK I'm that humorless...

I swear this movie is basically an extended Boot to the Head sketch. I mean I liked the Boot to the Head sketch, but some of the humor's really tanking. On the other hand a gnoll (I mean wolf) army racing across rooftops, and the heroes running UP a topping 30 story tall tower as it crashes, was pretty awesome.

This movie isn't as good as it was in 2011, mostly because the humor's kinda slapstick and pitched for a younger audience, like I was in my 30s at the time. But the animation holds up really well.

Rewatching Kung Fu Panda 2 'cause it's free, has really GOOD animation and I'm totally braindead.

oh gaaah stinky tofu. I once GOT that shit thinking it was the same thing as delicious hiyayakko.

Stinky tofu is not the same thing as delicious hiyayakko.

a Shpongle track so completely stoned sounding that you can just listen to it sober and save money on weed that way.

my honest opinion of the situation would probably get me shouted down and not change a damn thing. I need to eat way more than I need to be pissy.

I just need to do a good job on this video interview, and then I can make a couple of needed phone calls and cook breakfast, and THEN I can watch some drawing videos and maybe work on inks or watch a movie maybe; I feel very broken today.

believe me, I would prefer my daily tasks not to include something that also requires me to step myself back from suicidal thoughts. One of these days, I'm going to fail at that part, too.

is there any reason you've jumped about from position to position?

yes, it's because I'm a completely untrustworthy moron singlehandedly trying to bring all my employers to bankruptcy, you're awfully clever to have figured it out from my resume.

oh no listening to The Clash has become listening to the best Exploited song and it's about to become the best Anti Nowhere League song

THE CORN IS AS HIGH AS AN ELEPHANT'S EYE
AND I THINK THAT IT MIGHT REACH RIGHT UP TO THE SKY
(and also, I'm nowhere near your job in OK, if you've even really got one, nice offshore recruiter person)

apparently a Schostakovich waltz and The Clash sort of morning

#drawings today, stuff which was waaay better in concept before I discovered how difficult it is to communicate.

I’m reminded of how much I loathe political cartoonists even more than I detest journalists. Imagine being able to draw like that, and what you use it for is gross one sided takes on difficult shit if you’re not even more active in causing harm. Nearly all furry fetish porn is honorable and worthy by comparison.