Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

okay, it's time for a Coyote Space Agency routine low orbit maintenance launch

* edits the rave scene from Matrix Reloaded to feature "Astrix on Mushrooms," include flashing colored lights, and so that about 1/8 of the participants are wearing fursuit heads and paws *

waaaaay better

admittedly not all of Matrix Reloaded is the part where Neo fights that dude, there's when Neo and Trinity skip out on a fairly boring rave to go fuck instead.

look "My Head Feels Like a Frisbee" was the first EDM track I thought of but YES it really improves the rave scene from Matrix Reloaded

*puts on literally ANY Juno Reactor*

oh yeah that's the part of Matrix Reloaded where Neo fights that dude

see it's funny because literally all of Matrix Reloaded is the part where Neo fights that dude, except for the freeway chase (mostly Morpheus fighting those dudes), and the part where he talks to Colonel Harlan Sanders

Two more #drawings today. Contains ladyboob, which frankly I think is slightly more sexual than a peanut butter sandwich, therefore not flagging it. (There IS choking someone which I consider a LOT more objectionable.)

time to play "stoned out of your gourd OR nothing else in the house for desert"

tonight's entry; a pita, with vegan cream cheese and honey

just described Zardoz as

Zardoz starts off with one hell of a bang, and then it becomes this slog. The cinematic equivalent to starting your roadtrip with the weirdest food you can find in the corner store - a little strange but kinda cool actually - then promptly spending the next 2 hours stuck in bumper to bumper traffic.

Posting this morning’s kinda rough #drawings in case my mood sinks through the floor later and I don’t think of it.

The good news is after drawing some I feel a lot less self loathing, but the bad news is drawing while trying to listen to Goodnight Texas instead of the next table’s conversation has me angry. Them moving on to a religious discussion was my cue to get the fuck out of there and walk some.

“If you have a kid, and that kid is at college, then you have an empty nest you can use as an Air BNB, because your kids are just GREAT with you dumping ALL their childhood stuff/shoving it into the garage for your side hustle, cause YOU own a place and THEY never can!”

GET BENT AIRBNB FUCKSHITS!

I’m surrounded by loud Boomers and about to cut loose with a take so outrageously ageist everyone’s gonna unfollow me.

the sudden discovery of a friend's AD via looking for a thread under what I thought was main and it's not even there, man, this account's full of erections...

Ground control to Major Tom
Десять девять восемь семь шесть
commencing coundown engines on
Пять четыре три 
check ignition and may G-d's love be with you
Два один ОТЛЫВ ОТ ЗЕМЛИ

You spin a web that's any size
and you catch thieves like they were flies
and dodge bombs from a goblin colored green

are you cool well listen bud
you've got that radioactive blood
and Ah cannot compete with you Jolene

have you ever wondered if Spidey's spider sense is actually how ALL OF HIS BODY HAIRS have been converted to trichobothria so he's actually picking up on movement, so like it works great for "hey the Goblin threw another bomb at me" but not great for "hey MJ is tired of me and moved out again"

That was a GREAT movie when I didn't hate it and want to quit out.

holy fuck I hate this movie's attempts to be funny THIS MUCH. Also, it makes no sense that there are no fire-lances or other Ming forms of firearms.

Holy SHIT. They put THIS gorgeous sequence right in the middle of the same film as all the fucking fat jokes. (Seriously. If I were a fat dude I would really, truly resent this.) Also I really resent the plot point that gong fu and firearms are mutually exclusive.

okay so this is rapidly becoming "I completely adore this movie when they're NOT trying to be a funny kids' movie." I think the "look isn't this funny?" aspect would have really bugged me as a 10 year old too, and I don't THINK I'm that humorless...

I swear this movie is basically an extended Boot to the Head sketch. I mean I liked the Boot to the Head sketch, but some of the humor's really tanking. On the other hand a gnoll (I mean wolf) army racing across rooftops, and the heroes running UP a topping 30 story tall tower as it crashes, was pretty awesome.