Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

Wow. So that was Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. It took a while to really pick up but once it did I was really hooked. I really like the implication at the end that the ultra dramatic ridiculous Bond film is pretty much Pee-Wee's filter on the whole wild ride. Also, I bet this movie is ridiculously awesome while stoned.

what's THAT which Meatloaf will not do in "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)"?

it's 2023 and coyote for some reason still thinks the OWoD is a GREAT source of humor

oh YEAH "I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" Meatloaf's song about his Brujah/Lasombra antitribu character. He's got like four dots in dominate and two dots in potence and two dots in celery. I mean, celerity.

WITH HIS FIVE O CLOCK SHADOW HE SMELLED OF THREE DAY OLD BEER
MY MAN TURNED TO ME AND ASKED "WHY ARE YOU HEYAH?"
CAUSE I'M CHARMING! I'M DASHING! I'M IN THE CAR CRASHING!

WOKE UP IN TH' MORNING PECULIAR FEELING
LOOKED UP AND SAW EGG DRIPPIN' FROM THE CEILING
THE FAMILY, THE PUNKROCKS, THE BUSINESSMAN
I'LL DOG EVERYONE WITH THE EGG IN MY HAND
NOT LIKE THE CRACK THAT Y'PUT IN A PIPE
BUT KRAK! ON Y'HEAD! HERE'S A TOWEL!
NOW WIPE!

That fucking asshole KNOWS the moment the war stops he’s out of power, so there’s not going to be a cease-fire. It’ll be an even worse humanitarian disaster, and over here I’ll get to hear even more eagerly cheering on killing everyone’s least favorite minority. I’m so fucking sick of this and him!

okay assuming my ADHD will let me sit still for exactly one (1) movie, which of these movies I haven't seen do I watch later?

you know, I have no clue who might hack into job sites and apply to them if I didn't carefully set all my passwords to be at least 16 characters long including an upper case letter, a special character, and a numeral, but if I ever catch you applying to jobs for me I AM going to buy you lunch.

note to self; if I'm somehow ever in a ridiculously awesome band, and we somehow crank out a really solid, essential album, put the song about werewolves LAST to avoid listeners skipping out on some fairly good tracks because they're frankly anticlimactic.

oh YEAH! time for the AWESOMEST!!1! song on the Black Album

I FEEL A CHANGE
BACK TO A BETTER DAY
HAIR STANDS ON THE BACK OF MY NECK
AND A QUESTION HANGS HEAVY IN THE AIR
WHEN WILL YOU RAGE?

*headbangs furiously*

hey, you're not gonna believe it but I'm pissed off about the same shit I've been pissed off about for literally decades.

also I note if you were GOING to filk Metallica's best song "Vecna,""Orcus," "green slime," "flindbar," "behir," "pit trap," and "dungeon" all have the same syllabic count as "darkness" and "landmine"

fine. time for Metallica's AWESOMEST song but also as is tradition

11 09 09 10 15 13

hmm. That's either a fighter of some sort or they died in a tragic orc raid just as they finished training and I'm gonna reroll.

sadly the Starii Olsa cover of One (Metallica's best song ever imho) cuts out before THE REALLY AWESOME BIT

I'd LIKE to listen to the original, but I'm in a coffeeshop and playing air drums to the point of breaking a sweat to THE REALLY AWESOME BIT would probably upset people.

I note that this is in part the worst song on the Black Album because it's sandwiched between Through the Never, which is so noteworthy I don't remember it, and THE AWESOMEST!!!1! BESTEST SONG! on the Black Album.

oh wow they actually made the worst song on the Black Album more tolerable

https://youtu.be/L5UUu2-iB-I?si=NsqKyEOcfy0YntMi

here is a cover which is far more true to the noble spirit of Mother Russia

(three guys on a couch in a dingy apartment even if admittedly they ARE sober)

https://youtu.be/4Bl6obRrjdM?si=kMEgUh-fhGPjKKZT

I really like some of the lyrical changes they needed to make to fit the meter!

whoa somehow I missed the part where Hellboy II was scored by Danny Elfman

and now listening, it's a very good and admittedly very Danny score

it's a real shame the movie really REALLY makes me irrationally angry every time I try to watch it.