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I've put in several phone calls to both senators to oppose KOSA previously, but two more calls can''t hurt, so I left messages again. Problem, one of the two senators is or was one of the act's more enthusiastic backers.

"I'm not feeling depressed today," they said, having sat on their ass in front of the laptop instead of showering for a fucking hour after shaving, brushing teeth and finding clothes to wear outside.

New analogy I like about ML as a tool.

Suppose you stole a screwdriver from a plumber. Yes, you could potentially fix a sink (if you removed the trap to clean it), but you can't fix a sink by jamming the screwdriver in the drain, rattling it around for a bit, and proclaiming you're a plumber.

man I really wish The Hu covered more Metallica than just one song

coyote sing along hour, all caps 

IN HIS LANDS HIS HONOUR INCREASED
BUT TO HIM AND HIS FOES HE'S ONLY A BEAST
HE WAS
SKULL SEEKER!
HE WAS
SKULL SEEKER!
TAKING YOUR LIFE!

lest you think I only obsess about dinosaurs the lyrics to Basil Poledouris' "Riders of Doom" include "Uh-oh! uh-oh! BAD GUYS!" "Cold, cold, it's fucking cold! It's really cold out here!"

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anyone ever do that thing where you invent lyrics to instrumental music?

F'rex "Mystic Circles of the Young Girls" in Rite of Spring includes "I, Archaeopterix, pretty bird! Who's a pretty bird? I'm a pretty bird!" and "Strutho, strutho, struthomimas" and "I am Lambeosaurus! I am Lambeosaurus!" for obvious reasons.

Dance of the Liver and Onions Fairy

* celesta intensifies *

Akira is noteworthy, not just for its brilliant imagination and unique take on a dark future, but also, it's pretty much the only movie not by Tim Burton to feature a clown themed street gang.

weapons grade pissed off 

responded to recruiter email with;

"Kindly fuck off and die. This AI bullshit is a blight on the face of the planet, a soul killing menace propagated by liars and scam artists, and additionally your idea of where I live, what I can survive on, and where I can commute to is also completely off. I would have preferred to communicate this sentiment by unsubscribing, but since you don't include an unsubscribe option, I'm forced to manually tell you to fuck off and bother someone whose qualifications, location and job interests you might actually read."

ah yes it's time for the soundtrack to The Shadow, or "Batman Only He's Don Michael Corleone and Meets V'Ger"

The passive suicidality is back, not that it ever truly leaves but you know what I mean.

a superhero team of Nice Shot Man, Better Man, Crackerman, and What's the Matter Man

their mission; to bring back music from the 90s

it has literally been YEARS since I've actually heard the original version of Money for Nothing, which isn't about either reruns or dancing frantically with colored lights, so yeah, I don't miss it.

thinking of the phrase "where did you get this lovely spatula" while cooking gets me to the UHF soundtrack and "Beverly Hillbillies" gets me to 1200 Micrograms' "Acid for Nothing"

When all of a sudden right up from the ground
well there came a bubblin' crude
what that is well maybe you cut it
black gold, and Texas teeeeeea
we got to load up this here truck now

everyone knows, fun rules.

I'd love it if I came out of this whole miserable year with valuable life affirming perspectives, but I wish I wasn't gaining them through a lot of discomfort and wish things were actually FINANCIALLY better, too.

it's kinda sad that they didn't use the Beserker song from Clerks in The Northman

coyote sing along hour, all caps, violent imagery, 90s 

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
BESERKIR!
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK
BESERKIR!
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A ROCK
BESERKIR!
THE BESERKIR IS JUST SO OBSCENE
LIKES EVIL PEOPLE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
HE TAKES YOUR SOUL AND THEN JUST RIPS IT APART
HE STEALS YOUR HEART!

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