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the existence of a "powerbottom" implies similar sub genres such as "deathbottom," "folkbottom," and "stonerbottom"

stylistic breakdown of Beatles songs

Paul: there was a pretty girl and OH PLEASE LOVE ME I NEED YOU TO COMPLETELY ADORE ME

John: Oi, you think you've figured me out then m8? What d'ye reckon THIS is about then? You know bugger all!

George: we are not separate from the river of existence, only swimming against the current, futile as it is, creates that illusion

Ringo: I like duckies AND trains!

* cranks the volume on Master of Puppets *

* jumps across the chasm between a captured Illithid nautiloid to an astral skiff to take on the githyanki, +3 Sunblade flashing bright in the cold vacuum of space *

* in slow motion *

* promptly rolls an 8 *

please note that I revere "One" too much to filk it about githyanki knights fighting neogi in Faerun's crystal sphere or some shit

not even "Master of Puppets" (Metallica's second best song) gets that level of respect

fine it's time for Metallica's best track

had they written nothing else of note, "One" would still make them one of the greatest bands of all time

also I'm listening to Metallica, so as is tradition;

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this character RULES!

sadly this “ogre clubber” miniature is just an ogre with a big club rather than an ogre in raver gear appropriate for Shadowrun

Oh no, a SVEN diagram is knotworks on hack silver, you’re thinking of a VENN diagram.

coyote sing along hour, all caps, police state references 

ahem

WHAT CAN YOU SEE INSIDE OF ME
WHAT CAN YOU SEE INSIDE OF ME?
Hands in the air, assume the position!
WHAT CAN YOU SEE INSIDE OF ME
WHAT CAN YOU SEE INSIDE OF ME?
Everyone make their best dead faces!
PRO VISION L3! PRO VISION L3! PRO VISION L3! CULTURE OF SUSPICION!

Rain Dog boosted

good times will come again, it's just getting to there is going to be a pain

I live cement
I HATE THIS STREET
give dirt to me
I bite lament

coyote sing along hour 

animals came for miles around
tired of livin' so close to the ground
they needed a change, that's what they said
"life is better living on two legs"
but they were in for a big surprise 'cause they didn't know the law, AND THEN

youtu.be/AtfUFbMU4LQ?si=fkhuVj

ha HA! Parry to 4, cut to 3, beat attack, jump over opponent's blade, flash rakish smile!

boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
that's why I shit on company time
and work never retaliates
for this puckish caper
instead they stock the lavs
with the thinnest cheap paper

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