Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

* plays “Johnny Cope,” “Donald McGillivray,” and “Wha’ll Be King But Charlie” in apparently some sort of dire misunderstanding about this holiday *

REPTILES have pretty scales,
They run real fast, like to bite,
SOME HAVE TAILS!

My Dad helped me out with the gap in being paid, and then I had a coyote idea.

I didn't just go food shopping; I found a lot of pork on sale, and bought vegetables. I pre-chopped onion and pepper for and put some of the pork up to marinate for stir fry later, cut up and bagged the remaining pork. I also cut up sweet potatoes and brussels sprouts and roasted those for later. Last I finally got around to making myself very late breakfast. So now I have like NO motivation.

Dark times I’ve seen. Reading an old Dragon magazine from January ’92, and reminded that American reaction to the first Gulf War was this gross self righteous fap fantasy.

honestly I'd chalk up the initial lyric in "It's All Too Much" along with some of the other aspects of the song to how completely enthralled they were with how Hendrix's mixers played with stuff. I would NOT eliminate possibly they just grabbed a chunk of outtake they thought sounded neat.

suddenly the combination of "man the Peter Max art style for Yellow Submarine was awesome" "I want to play Werewolf the Apocalypse" suggests possibly the most fucked up Toon game ever

nowhere man, please listen
you don't know what you're missing
nowhere man, the world is at your command

listening to Nowhere Man - a song which reminds me of the area of A^2 around Tios, specifically - turns up that Tios somehow still exists, but the old location is long gone.

oh yeah, the Beatles' 1965 "Horrifying Misogyny" album! Every song on it is SO catchy and SO nightmarishly sexist!

Ask me anything about D&D or my history playing it?

Gonna get out of here and eat enough weed to visit Barnard’s Star.

There’s one place where my Dad’s politics, usually slightly uncomfortable centrist, are distinctly right of mine. Talking about that isn’t comfy at all!

so nice that 6 months after Pride we get an Older Gay Bear holiday

Also the Scandinavian specialty store had this beautifully crafted axe hanging next to all the paintings of longships, presumably in case you get inspired to RAGING BESERKIRGANG among the shrimp sandwiches.

I went into this Scandinavian specialty store and, true to Sweden’s cultural heritage, they didn’t have the answer to why G-d remains silent.

the existence of a "powerbottom" implies similar sub genres such as "deathbottom," "folkbottom," and "stonerbottom"

stylistic breakdown of Beatles songs

Paul: there was a pretty girl and OH PLEASE LOVE ME I NEED YOU TO COMPLETELY ADORE ME

John: Oi, you think you've figured me out then m8? What d'ye reckon THIS is about then? You know bugger all!

George: we are not separate from the river of existence, only swimming against the current, futile as it is, creates that illusion

Ringo: I like duckies AND trains!

* cranks the volume on Master of Puppets *

* jumps across the chasm between a captured Illithid nautiloid to an astral skiff to take on the githyanki, +3 Sunblade flashing bright in the cold vacuum of space *

* in slow motion *

* promptly rolls an 8 *

please note that I revere "One" too much to filk it about githyanki knights fighting neogi in Faerun's crystal sphere or some shit

not even "Master of Puppets" (Metallica's second best song) gets that level of respect

fine it's time for Metallica's best track

had they written nothing else of note, "One" would still make them one of the greatest bands of all time