Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

Imagine if my childhood had taught me any one subject as well as they taught me “you’re stupid, you fucked up and you are now in trouble for it.” I’d draw like Iain McCaig loaded up on espresso, fence like an Olympian, or play piano to make Vladimir Horowitz weep. As is I’m EXPERT at the above skill and naturally it’s hard NOT to do it expertly to myself at any moment.

Imagine if my childhood had taught me any one subject as well as they taught me “you’re stupid, you fucked up and you are now in trouble for it.” I’d draw like Iain McCaig loaded up on espresso, fence like an Olympian, or play piano to make Vladimir Horowitz weep.

Yeah, having the link to that parasite’s hate moneymaking scheme unavoidable on the screen has made me swap albums. I don’t listen to Zeppelin to feel ANGRY, after all.

All it takes is a YouTube ad with Tucker Carson Tucker-Carsoning to take my mood from “I have to skip this Zeppelin track to not cry this morning” to “I want to destroy every bit of this utterly foul world.” I think I liked being weepy more. My parasitology textbook in college was full of creatures like Carson.

Tonight’s #drawing

It’s been a while since I posted a food pic, hasn’t it?

yep, it's "don't tell my 'allies' to fuck themselves o'clock" again

drivin' home and there's a new song from The Jesus and Mary Chain. Whoa now THERE'S a name I haven't heard since the 90s. I have the strangest urge to eat bi bim bap and go to the game store to look longingly at Tony Diterlizzi's art for the latest Planescape supplement

https://youtu.be/R0Y8Dubml28?si=_mHlQZ0yzkl3xO7y

Oh FUCK yeah THE BEST MAIDEN ALBUM EVAR!!1!

Ok I’m no longer sleepy, but I wish I were fencing instead of this.

After I get off shift I should draw;

1) ninja leaping atop a palanquin
2) tank vs mecha
3) golem steps out of niche and punches an adventurer
4) adventurer meets a horrible ogre on the stairs

I blame furry fandom for the way that my invented lyrics for "Mystic Circles of the Young Girls" (in Rite of Spring) USED to include

"I am Lambeosaurus! I am Lambeosaurus! I am a hadrosaur eating weeds!"

but now the end also includes

"uWu what's dis? uWu what's dis? uWu uWu uWu uWu uWu..."

oh yeah it's my favorite parts of Stravinsky's "Sacre du Printemps"

* Le Superbe Partie Bruyante

* Dans de Jeunes Ceratopiens

* Le Truc Cool avec le Tyrannosaure

And because it’s traditional while listening to Metallica; 10 16 14 08 11 12

Pretty good actually! Not sure what class/ancestry though.

The soundtrack for that part of “Yellow Submarine” where John drops acid, thinks he’s Fred Astaire, and is visited by the goddess of horses. That happens in the movie y’know.

#subskeet the existence of “Manwich” suggests the existence of “Womanwich” which was pink but nobody could afford the extra .50-.75 per can and they folded

Ah yes Diggy Diggy Hole. National anthem of The People’s State of Mordengard. Bet nobody remembers THAT reference.

leave the check before you're through
I've got nothing left to prove
if I die before I wake
hope I don't come back again!

my favorite Shpongle track "I Forgot How Much Acid I Took (Now That's a Problem!)"

naw just kidding my fave Shpongle is obviously "Mycelium Labyrinth"

where there's a whip
there's a way
where there's a whip
there's a way
we don't want to go to war today
but the Lord of the Lash says "Hey hey hey"
we're gonna march all day all day all day
where there's a whip there's a way

[spoken]

oh Master Frodo this makes me think of being quite thoroughly rogered

https://youtu.be/971IFBvtsh4?si=lGwHjm1V-1UBN-zT

then all at once well maybe you cut it
black gold and texas teeeaaaa
he's gotta move next to Mr. Drysdale
he's gonna move to Beverly
Hills that is
mova mova movie stars
lookat that lookat that lookat that