Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

I still have boxer shorts on, that counts as sober.

COVERED IN SHIT IS ALL YOU DESIRE
MYSTICAL DOORWAY SWIRLING WITH FIRE
WE'LL USE THE PLUNGER IF BLOCKAGE WON'T BUDGE!
IT'S A DOOR TO THE PLANE OF FUDGE!

and now a break from ST TOS soundtracks to listen to "Jiggle the Handle"

“What Is My Cat Really Thinking “? But this book is nothing but blank pages!

I busted ass to try and ensure this pretty substantial bill hit the general ledger today. Hence the late lunch, please don’t tell HR. It’s now up to folks who audit this stuff. Figures this would all happen after a night of not anywhere near enough sleep.

oh YEAAAH Amon Amarth! This album makes me want to do something ultramacho like charge my foes in a svinfylking! Or possibly just SAY “svinfylking”!

a so called Roth IRA named after its creator, David Lee Roth

Man I should have swiped all the Fritz Lieber books from my folks’ place. It’s not like my Dad reads them. This thought is unrelated to sleep deprivation and listening to The Sword.

Jon's favorite Magic cards this year!

Phyrexian Cole Slaw
Generic Drizzt Knockoff
I Forgot How Much Acid I Took (Now That's A Problem)

... darn, since I don't play Magic I'm completely out of joke already.

I bet you won't believe who's up in the middle of the night with insomnia

Today’s other #drawing, furry pinup art.

#drawing today, some fantasy stuff.

not ALL furry art with an erection in it is worthy of The Furry Cockworship Theme Tune. But I just found a piece that is, so;

https://youtu.be/dfe8tCcHnKY?si=ZEsa-bo7O5pPO4Qb

brddadum brddadum brddadum

MINIMUM WAAAAAAAGE! YEEHAW!

would it be ugly with you if we wrote a reminder
of things we'd forget to do today otherwise?
using green magic marker, if it's all right
on the back of your head?

#SongLyrics

honestly AI art and writing is the epitome of late stage capitalism. It doesn't actually provide anything useful (other than a chance to not pay people), it doesn't actually offer anyone the opportunity to own anything, the only selling point is that someone WANTS us to buy it.

then I suggested a "fraggle hole" was a hole in the lavatory wall where you stick your penis through to get velvety muppet sex

"What day is it, boy?"

"Why 'tis FLAMINGLY GAY FURRIES day! Same as last week and next week!" *frantically posts lewds*

SO YOU'VE BEEN TO SCHOOL FOR A YEAR OR TWO
AND YOU KNOW YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL
IN YOUR DADDY'S CAR THINKING YOU'LL GO FAR
BACK EAST YOUR TYPE DON'T CRAWL
PLAY ETHNICKY JAZZ TO PARADE YOUR SNAZZ
ON YOUR FIVE GRAND STEREO
BRAGGING HOW YOU KNOW THAT THE [slur]S FEEL COLD
AND THE SLUMS GOT SO MUCH SOUL
IT'S TIME TO FACE WHAT YOU MUST FEAR
RIGHT GUARD WILL NOT HELP YOU HERE
BRACE YOURSELF MY DEAR
BRACE YOURSELF MY DEAR

ah yes, Mamabliss art. Or "stare in uncomprehending wonder at kinks you don't have and kinda squick you tbh but drawn with such energy and solidity that holy crap that's amazing."