Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

* January. Starts ridiculously good but my job duties get cut, then I get laid off.
* February. Start a new job at a property management company. Dental insurance conveniently finds reasons I now need to pay for stuff in October.
*March. Provide crash space for someone who’s getting kicked out, pick up/transport their stuff to Portland. Suddenly management has decided to get rid of my job via deciding I’m a terrible employee which doesn’t get communicated gently…

Anyway, Half Price Books has a sale so I stumbled around both of the east side ones yesterday and came away with one rules book I haven’t owned in decades plus a player’s guide I always wanted but never owned. Explains today’s listening to The Cure and Sisters of Mercy.

https://youtu.be/gXgqwsgibfM?si=a05Klk-24rsaDoQB

oh, to be essentially a very large carnivorous maritime elk hanging out with their grandma, singing mystic ballads in the space between spaces and eating really fat herring

I still have boxer shorts on, that counts as sober.

COVERED IN SHIT IS ALL YOU DESIRE
MYSTICAL DOORWAY SWIRLING WITH FIRE
WE'LL USE THE PLUNGER IF BLOCKAGE WON'T BUDGE!
IT'S A DOOR TO THE PLANE OF FUDGE!

and now a break from ST TOS soundtracks to listen to "Jiggle the Handle"

“What Is My Cat Really Thinking “? But this book is nothing but blank pages!

I busted ass to try and ensure this pretty substantial bill hit the general ledger today. Hence the late lunch, please don’t tell HR. It’s now up to folks who audit this stuff. Figures this would all happen after a night of not anywhere near enough sleep.

oh YEAAAH Amon Amarth! This album makes me want to do something ultramacho like charge my foes in a svinfylking! Or possibly just SAY “svinfylking”!

a so called Roth IRA named after its creator, David Lee Roth

Man I should have swiped all the Fritz Lieber books from my folks’ place. It’s not like my Dad reads them. This thought is unrelated to sleep deprivation and listening to The Sword.

Jon's favorite Magic cards this year!

Phyrexian Cole Slaw
Generic Drizzt Knockoff
I Forgot How Much Acid I Took (Now That's A Problem)

... darn, since I don't play Magic I'm completely out of joke already.

I bet you won't believe who's up in the middle of the night with insomnia

Today’s other #drawing, furry pinup art.

#drawing today, some fantasy stuff.

not ALL furry art with an erection in it is worthy of The Furry Cockworship Theme Tune. But I just found a piece that is, so;

https://youtu.be/dfe8tCcHnKY?si=ZEsa-bo7O5pPO4Qb

brddadum brddadum brddadum

MINIMUM WAAAAAAAGE! YEEHAW!

would it be ugly with you if we wrote a reminder
of things we'd forget to do today otherwise?
using green magic marker, if it's all right
on the back of your head?

#SongLyrics

honestly AI art and writing is the epitome of late stage capitalism. It doesn't actually provide anything useful (other than a chance to not pay people), it doesn't actually offer anyone the opportunity to own anything, the only selling point is that someone WANTS us to buy it.

then I suggested a "fraggle hole" was a hole in the lavatory wall where you stick your penis through to get velvety muppet sex