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Cambell’s Chunky Depleted Uranium (and Ham) sold better in the Jackbox “Junktopia” game better than Vlad Tepes’ Bar Mitzvah Photo, despite how it has fancy dress to honor Vlad’s aunt Esther Tepes, who made the BEST blintzes. Darn.

My best answer for Quiplash was suggesting the title of a 40s sex advice book was “When You Jerk Alone You Jerk With Hitler”

2e VtM lists stuff you can’t do with Drive or Firearms in ways which imply someone had players who at least TRIED hijacking a tank

O MIGHTY WARRIOR OF GREAT FIGHTING STOCK
MIGHT I INQUIRE TO ASK, WHAT'S UP DOC?

"I'm going to kill da wabbit"

OH MIGHTY WARRIOR TWILL BE QUITE A TASK
HOW WILL YOU DO IT
MIGHT I INQUIRE TO ASK?

"with my spear and magic helmet"
"spear and magic helmet?"
"magic helmet!"
"Yes, magic helmet! And I'll give you a sample!

"North winds BWOW! South winds BWOW! Typhoons, hurricanes... SMOOOOGGGGGG"

"bye!"
"That was da wabbit!"

a sword age, an axe age
iniquities multiply
a wolf age, a storm age
until the world's ruined

whattaya expect in an opera, a happy ending?

cross the river leave the abyss
give the seat of the toilet a kiss
each virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words,
just jiggle the handle and call forth a turd!

here it comes baby, Ah'm droppin' mah load!
Ah ain't just on it, Ah AM th' commode
AHH!

#SongLyrics #Gwar

#drawings today, more VtM fanarts

Werewolf the Apocalypse is a Queer and leftist analogy in that you are something labeled monstrous in a body that doesn't quite fit anyone's definition facing a threat which threatens everyone and everything you know, so what you do with your time is be upset about other werewolves doing it WRONG

Reading my new VtM rules book I both have thumbnailed characters and written story ideas, and gotten incredibly bored with being told how to build ambience linked to Jung like archetypical stories which require 6 pages of jargon.

Keep in mind while Werewolf and Changeling REALLY connect to me at some big levels, Vampire doesn’t; it’s just interesting to me.

The definition of entertainment media is "something big comes along which blows the lid off what was there before and you ask yourself, wow, you mean they can actually do this?" I can see this in how prior generations hit Tolkien and science fiction in general, but my lifetime's included an okay amount of "wow, you mean they can actually do this?" There's obviously going to be a great deal of that long after I'm gone.

reminded myself that a story I still want to work on involves how 1940-44 is technically a "greatest hour of need" for most countries in Europe, and consequently awakened Ogier Dansk and Roland fighting Friedrich Barbarossa's troops, Owain Glyn Dwr and Arthur unsure about defending foreigners from England, etc.

In a brief fragment of dream I saw these drawings - they weren't mine in the dream - with this really brilliant interplay of white and black space. I now can't remember what they looked like.

starting to feel that life is essentially being okay with yourself despite the INEVITABILITY of rejections, failures and letdowns

I hadn't realized that Germans had grafted a British/American style Santa Claus onto their previously Very Christian St. Nicholas as "Weinachtsmann." Literally Christmas Man. Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot, and I must strike Christmas into their hearts. The carol "Tomorrow Comes The Christmas Man" does not help with this.

hot take re earlier; those editorials about "Skipping Meals is Actually Good," "Why Rising Rents Benefit Everyone," "I Managed to Own 12 Rental Properties Immediately After College" etc, are essentially the moneyed version of "Bat-Boy Trapped In Walmart Again"

"I test AI for a living and here are the most exciting 5 AI tools"

sweet sacred Corellon Larethian, get fucked

we really need a neologism equivalent to "scab" or "quisling" to describe "writes those articles about Capitalism Making Life Completely Untenable Is Good, Actually"

my next character is going to be an oomancer

and not just for the stylish yellow and white robes

there are tons of useful oomancy spells you can cast! Like "Cast Egg," "Egg 10' Radius," "Fry," "Otto's Over Easy," "Scramble Thoughts," "Drive By Eggings Plaguing LA"...

#drawings from today (okay finishing fanart from Wednesday too), lest you thought I only got depressed and shitposted.

SHAFT IN LOW GEOSYNCHRONOUS ORBIT

badder than Bowman
stronger than Armstrong
he's got a plan to stick it to the man!

the MOB wanted the SPACE ELEVATOR
they got SHAFT!
right up to HERE!

she eyes me like a pisces
when I am weak
I've been locked inside your heart shaped box for weeks
broken hymen of your highness, I'm turned black
throw down your umbilical noose so I can
climb right back

HEY WAIT I HAS A NEW COMPLAINT
forever in debt to your priceless advice
HEY WAIT I HAS A NEW COMPLAINT
forever in debt to your priceless advice
your advice
your advice

meat eating orchids forgive no-one just yet
cut yourself on angel hair and baby's breath
I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap