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you know...

a significant portion of the movie Shaft is about the police working with the titular hero, because they're sure they know how he thinks and works

or in other words trying to put a ROUNDTREE into a SQUARE hole

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I'm feeling dissatisfied with my drawings. Like I feel like my storytelling has *improved* to the point where I'm now better able to spot poor use of negative space and overlap, and lack of technical familiarity with guns and vehicles is really obvious to me. Like it's time to hit the books. Does that make sense?

James P Kirk. The “P” stands for “punch your way through known space.”

Oh man somehow I forgot this album has a song about Elric which is pretty much everything 15 year old me would have UTTERLY ADORED.

Who was it decided to make tentacle sex toys yet passed on the slogan “stuff Cthulhu in your lulu?”

coyote sing along hour 

Trippin’ while I’m thinking
About a boy whose name was Sue
He’s a man, he’s a man crackerman
Crackerman, he’s a woman too!

You can tell this is an awesome punk album, it’s 15 minutes if that. I don’t think I get in trouble for listening to something called “Aglio e Olio” the same way I would with “Group Sex” (THE best punk album ever imho).

“Skip the grocery store meat markups” idk man “Grocery Store Meat Markups” sounds like they might do really awesome grindcore

come to middle earth, a place so Gay it's been Pride Month for the last 5 centuries

the first bears were twinks, corrupted and given muscles and lots of body hair by Morgoth, now perfected in you, my fighting Castro-Hai

oh crap, it's the elves, eldest and most fucking boring children of Middle Earth, with their slow paced leitmotifs and their big chunks of the movie when remarkably little happens

when you're functionally immortal, spending 2 minutes on choral music while climbing a tree staircase is bubkes

* row after row of urinals, some long broken *

* Ian McKellan voice *

This was the great bathroom of the dwarves, Mik-tor-ation!

drawing at home means not only can I listen to the Fellowship of the Ring soundtrack, it means I can enthusiastically declare "Buggery!" every time there's the hobbit pennywhistle leitmotif

Cheez Whiz recovers spells only after a long rest unlike Cheez Warlock who gets fewer Caseumancy spells but only needs a short rest

oh YEAH it’s my favorite Modest Mouse track, “There is No G-d and Death is Soon and Final but Nothing to Feel Bad About”

Have you all been good boys and girls?

Would you like to hear a story?

Animals came from miles around,
Tired of livin’ so close to the ground,
They needed a change, that’s what they said
Life is better livin’ on two legs
But they were in for a big surprise
Cause they didn’t know the law.
AND THEN

time to listen to Oingo Boingo

aka “trying to self medicate away the horror of the Reagan years with caffeine and bouncing up and down”

One of the things about my CPTSD is the memory loss takes no prisoners, which means profoundly bland stuff got wiped out or resurfaces sometimes at least as often as trauma. Yesterday I got back memories of a stuffed toy I had as a kid, and today I keep remembering random hang outs with coffee etc.

coyote sing along hour 

I roam through the world thinkin’ about tomorrow
I roam through the world thinkin’ about tomorrow
thinkin’ about tomorrow
thinkin’ about tomorrow
I am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed!
I am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me ‘cause I’m dead and bloated!

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