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Seriously who looks at 5e DnD in 2023 and goes wow, here’s a property losing money, we really need to radically revise our art editing, writers/designers, and distributors?

similar to discovering that "air fryer pizza" fits the meter of "my little pony" I suddenly realized "Chicago rat hole" fits the meter of "you are my sunshine"

* Zach de la Rocha voice *

I ain't gonna kiss Molly's lips no more,
no I ain't gonna kiss Molly's lips no more
She said, she'd take me anywhere,
She'd take me anywhere as long as I stay clean
ungh, shit! Bring it round again!

singing all of Nirvana's "In Utero" in Elmer Fudd voice

she'll come back as FIYAH to buwun aww da WIUHS
weave a BWANKET of ASH on the gwound

suddenly wondering whether anyone in fandom has a Megalania, Megaloceros, or similar fursona which isn't a proboscidean of some sort

"Pachycrocuta" doesn't count, that was a DeviantArt handle and not actually a fursona

rant, about prejudices 

There are two big problems in combating racism;

first, BEING a racist is commitment, but ACTING racist is horrifyingly easy. There's a lot I don't know, might assume about the world, especially if I'm told things from a biased source, and I might just go with it and hurt people pretty unintentionally.

Okay, fine, so we talk, I'm shocked and back down right? We're gonna leave aside "yeah, but J Random Minority shouldn't have to drop everything/risk argument" for the moment.

But second, unfortunately racism gets BUILT into a structure of discussion, such that it's a lot more appealing to double down and continue running with everything you'd been thinking. We as a society aren't good at someone being wrong and that's okay.

heya, on the vague offchance;

anyone know a shelter or someone in the Portland/Vancouver area which could take a couple of dogs? A friend probably has to say goodbye to hers.

oh man how is it I'm still hungry? I'm thinking of making some egg flower soup for myself.

British theater hall music is nostalgic for my parents but it always feels like I’m to go over the top in two hours to see if I can give Jerry what for before tea, or something.

“Aladdin Sane” little dangly portrait hanging from someone’s rear view mirror = how nice, it’s David Bowie scented air freshener so your car can smell like Bowie

Oh yeah the Five Guys! Manny, Mo, Larry, Curly and Jack!

running tours of the Bisti Badlands as they are meant to be seen

on ROCKET SKATES

uuuugh

I don't want to go to my parents place I don't it's in some ways basically another workday

perhaps listening to the "Klingon Battle" from STI will be motivational

addendum; neither you, nor I, are immune to falling for, or potentially DOING, political theater which places actual people at risk. Let's be careful.

there are currently out in the world, HOW many instances of what's essentially political theater which affects real, living people?

It's like bullies back in high school, if they didn't go after the weird f*ggots and nerds... they'd still be popular and we'd still be weird f*ggots and nerds.

2023 was just a miserable year in general if you wanted to stay vaguely optimistic about humans. I guess it's good prep for 2024.

coyote sing along hour 

Three dead in a crash on the number 4
two witnesses a-blowin' up high
not sure whose will be done, you can call me a sinner for a-wonderin' why

hey darlin'! sleepin' on the blacktop
hey darlin'! runnin' through the trees honey
hey darlin'! leavin' for the next town
less'n my sense catches up with me

corn liquor tastes sweeter in this town
could it be it's the same as the last?
swear Ah seen your face before just as familiar as a bottle and a glass

WHOA I'm sitting here listening to Parliament and thinking, you know I haven't listened to Fred Wesley in half of forever and checkitout what someone posted to YouTube

youtu.be/GMQycoExs2E?si=DwPjpa

singing "Sweet Dreams are Made of These" along to Brass Against's mashup of "Seven Nation Army" and "Pusherman" to make things hopelessly confused

there, I've clanged a butter knife against a frying pan while playing Fortuna Imperatrix Mundi, I feel MUCH better

ha HA! MONTJOIE ST-DENIS!

So there’s “gogurt.”

And the “go-bots.”

Therefore we can work backwards and assume “gonads” are nads on the GO, not like say tunicate or sponge nads.

*90s style skateboard mascot* GO-NADS! They’re RADICAL!
*slams crotch into rail while grinding*

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