Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

wait, every piece of Fantasia is human hopes and dreams so Gmork's presence CLEARLY indicates folks WANTING TO SCHTUPP THE GIANT WEREWOLVES

and then as the Genesis planet crumbles beneath their feet Atreyu kicks him repeatedly in the snoot yelling "I have had enough of you" #NeverendingStory

slowly Atreyu wakes up, alone and cold on the beach, with the wreck of a familiar statue looming over him, her hand still grasping a shattered light, and he realizes the horrible, horrible truth about Fantasia #NeverendingStory

Atreyu, have you ever had a dream you were so sure was real? What if you could not awaken from that dream? How would you tell the difference between this sequence and how Van Helsing directly swiped it? #NeverendingStory

wait, how does the Professor know the sphynxes see straight into your heart and it's not just another unfair Gygax player-killer like an anti-gravity pit trap with a spiked ceiling

the penitent man shall pass

the penitent man is humble

the penitent man makes his Acrobatics check

#NeverendingStory

oh shit guys Atreyu found the Southern Oracle, the dude who knows how to heal the Crystal and save Middle Earth, and it's IAN ANDERSON. Any moment he's gonna start singing a little song about trains and he's going to tweedle along on a flute.

let me guess; someone has based their Tapestries character/a whole sequence of horny screwsonas off this dragon

pondering cooking some canned 8 Treasure Rice

Which free movie on YouTube should I watch?

#drawing today inspired by a friend’s giant hog monster, facial features remembered from online and the horrible cannibal ogres in Pathfinder.

whooping and giggling at the appropriate part of KMFDM's "Hyena"

ooh The Iron Giant is free on YouTube, I can spend the evening feeling sad!

The Knack original “My Sharona”; what if I had sex with a pretty girl? I am very cis and heterosexual.

Veruca Salt cover of “My Sharona”; what if we piled in the van, bought a crapload of American Spirits, and drove to Tacoma at 11 pm in the pouring rain?

This is definitely one of those days when, even if I worked as a storyboard/layout artist at Disney and loved my coworkers, I’d feel like life’ll never again be as good as times receding further into the past, like I mostly exist as a life support system for landlords, and I’d just want to go home.

Jesse got trapped in a coal mine
Diggin’ in the deep black pearl
Jesse got trapped in a coal mine
Never did marry his girl
There ain’t no air and there ain’t no light
And there ain’t no way to make it out alive
His wedding was planned for the fifth of July
But Jesse got trapped in a coal mine
Never did marry his girl

#drawing today, with some of what I’ve been working on for a while.

I'm goin' to Wichita
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE
Far from this opera forevermore
WHO AM I TO DISAGREE
I'm gonna work the straw
TRAVEL THE WORLD AND SEVEN SEAS
make the sweat pour out of ev'ry pore
EVERYBODY'S LOOKIN' FOR SOMETHING

ohhhh FSCK YEEEAH it’s What Would Be the Indisputably Best Song on the Black Album If It Didn’t Have a Werewolf Song

Ah yes, it’s don’t scream about Jewish history and Jewish equality at yer nominal allies time. Also known as don’t scream incoherently. I swear if Kahanism wasn’t an utterly vile, unhelpful and actively hurtful take on it…

I can't tell the future. I don't know how this is going to end. But I can tell you how this is going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. A world without YOU. A world without boundaries or borders, without rules and limitations.

Where we go from there is up to you.

ALTHOUGH YA TRY TO DISCREDIT
YOU'LL STILL NEVER EDIT
THE NEEDLE I'LL THREAD IT
RADICALLY POETIC
STANDING WITH THE FURY THAT THEY HAD IN 66
AND LIKE E DOUBLE I'M MAD
STILL KNEE DEEP IN THE SYSTEM'S SHIT
HOOVER HE WAS A BODY REMOVER
I'LL GIVE YOU A DOSE BUT IT CAN NEVER COME CLOSE
TO THE RAGE BUILT UP INSIDE OF ME

THIS TIME THE BULLET COLD ROCKED YA
A YELLOW RIBBON INSTEAD OF A SWASTIKA
NOTHIN' PROPER 'BOUT YOUR PROPAGANDA
FOOLS FOLLOW RULES WHEN THA SET COMMANDS YA
THEY SAID IT WAS BLUE WHEN YA BLOOD WAS RED
THAT'S HOW YA GOT A BULLET BLASTED THROUGH YOUR HEAD
BLASTED THROUGH YOUR HEAD BLASTED THROUGH YOUR HEAD
I GAVE A SHOUT OUT TO THE LIVING DEAD
WHO STOOD AND WATCHED AS THE FEDS COLD CENTRALIZED
SO SERENE ON THE SCREEN YOU WAS MESMERIZED
CELLULAR PHONE SOUNDIN' A DEATH TONE
CORPORATIONS COLD TURN YOU TO STONE BEFORE YOU REALIZE
THEY LOAD THE CLIP IN OMNICOLOR
THEY PACK THE NINE THEY FIRE IT AT PRIME TIME
NO ESCAPE FROM THE MASS MIND RAPE
PLAY IT AGAIN JACK AND THEN REWIND THE TAPE
AND THEY'LL PLAY IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
UNTIL YA MIND IS LOCKED IN
BELIEVE IN ALL THE LIES THAT THEY TELLIN' YA
BUYING ALL THE PRODUCTS THAT THEY SELLIN' YA
THEY SAY JUMP AND YA SAY HOW HIGH
YA BRAIN DEAD
YA GOT A FUCKIN' BULLET IN THE HEAD
JUST VICTIMS OF THE IN-HOUSE DRIVE BY
THEY SAY JUMP YA SAY HOW HIGH?