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"Hey maaaan, what do you call the mouse shadow in the second moon"
"We usually call that one the mouse shadow in the second moon, Captain Obvious."
"Can I be Captain Obvious?"
"We shall call you Paul Captain Obvious and your mother shall be a sayadina to our people."

*giant lady head*

The beginning is a very delicate time. Know then that it is the year 10191. The known Universe is ruled by the Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV, my father. In this time the most precious substance in the universe is the spice Melange. The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice is vital to space travel.

WHEN YOU'RE FEELING SAD AND LOW
WE WILL TAKE YOU WHERE YOU WANNA GO
SMILING DANCING EVERYTHING IS FREE
ALL YOU NEED IS POSITIVITY

See what I think would be awesome; the demon lord Zuggtmoy is actually a vast carpet of microrhizzae covering her ENTIRE REALM. Consequently what mortals think of as Zuggtmoy is just the network forming a basidium to deal with an immediate threat and which can therefore show up literally anywhere on that plane of the Abyss. So like PCs would go there to steal or hide an artifact, as a stealth mission to avoid rousing her.

Oh yeah Yagnoloths. Or “this is my jackin’ arm.”

Awww man I am sad that xorn don’t show up in this splatbook.

“A trapper needs to eat a halfling sized meal once per week,” uh is that “a meal the size of a halfling” or “”a meal big enough for a halfling”?

Late lunch or very late breakfast, depending on whether you consider a pastry as breakfast, at hyena shawarma.

Drawing cars, listening to Blue Oyster Cult singing about Elric and Me 262s. I feel like I’m 16 right now.

grumble grumble grumble I’M HAVING GENDER THOUGHTS!

grumble grumble grumble

"between a day with my parents and the work week" means that I want to spend today simultaneously not doing very much and exploring/drawing/reading. In addition, I'm kinda hungry, probably want a little more sleep, and really want a long very hot shower. There's just not enough time for it all!

I'M GOIN' TO UPPSALA

sweet dreams are made of these

FAR FROM THIS OPERA FOREVERMORE

who am I to disagree?

"We the people of Ardentia! We have suffered since you blasted our kingdom! I can offer you nothing this year except my loyalty."
"Prince Thon. We are delighted. And tell Us; how great is this loyalty to your Emperor?"
"Without measure!"

Klezmer songs all have names like “Drey Nokhts Freylich Im Odessa” and turn out to be about a forced conscript returning from the Tsar’s army to find that his fiancée has flung herself from a rooftop.

When fighting ninja, one must always loudly proclaim “Oh! Shinobi! Warrior of the night!” This will negate their stealth advantage, and they’ll be limited to doing backflips in slow motion while throwing shitiken, that sorta thing.

reading an old Pathfinder while on the pot, and it's so linear that I truly appreciate the late, great Jennell Jacquays for coming up with the concept of NON linear dungeons. But there are non-linear concepts all over the place here, so possibly they intended an obvious version OR lots of GM improvisation?

the AU in which thanks to the success of Bladerunner, Harrison Ford played Eddie Valiant in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"

problems cooking with okra are; it's hard to find the small and therefore more flavorful okra, and a little bit goes a long way and okra almost always comes in Oh You're Making Brunswick Stew For 30 Folk sizes.

time to put on some appropriate D&D drawin' music

* puts on Deodato's "Prelude" album from 1973 *

whoa these dudes are Ket

I've heard Ket is kinda SORTA distantly related to dene bizaad

also; very confused doggos

youtu.be/tNanp6lKm2E?si=_-d7Nd

I can't BELIEVE I just argued that katana are better swords (admittedly under really specific circumstances). I'm not a weeaboo! You gotta believe me! I just think Japan has better fried food and model magazines than we do I MEAN

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