Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

AH'M SITTIN' IN A MAGIC HAT
WITH SMOKE AND MIRRS
AN TAHR RUBBER FAHRS WATCH YOU DISAPPEAR
YEAH YEAH
WHAT MADE IT SLOW YOU DOWN
SUCKIN' ON A BALL AN CHAIN
ANOTHER MUTHAFUCKA GOES DOWN THE DRAIN
HOT HEADED FUCK ALL Y'ALL HOT HEADED FUCK ALL Y'ALL
HOT HEADED FUCK ALL Y'ALL
JUST ADD IT UP TO THE HOT ROD DEATH TOLL

#Soundgarden #BadDriving

oh yeah time for the bad driving theme tune!

*forgets the lyrics to Black Betty and simply bellows YEEEEHAAWWW a batch*

oh yeah time for the bad driving theme tune!

ou alech taadi ou ana megdi beninrane WAAAAAAAAA

You call de doctor, wake him up

You say DOCTOR is there nothing I can take I say DOCTOR, to relieve this bellyache?

De doctor say “Great clown Marcel Marceau is in town. Watch him and drink coconut milk and then you feel better.”

You say “but doctor, I already put de mime in de coconut.”

The sexual phase of jeans reproduction! In the asexual phase diploid (Denim Ploid) spores form a mycelial network, which create haploid fruiting bodies, or jeans. This is you ever wonder what that apparently discarded pair of blue jeans is doing in the woods, that’s what’s going on.

#drawings from yesterday and today, werewolf pic inspired by driving while my friend read their Book of the Wyrm, finished while listening to the Raiders of the Lost Ark soundtrack.

anyway, I should shower and get some drawing time in ASAP, someone kindly reminded me of one of the things I hate HATE most about myself and my current life, shortly after I woke up, and if I physically move around maybe I won't think about it.

okay let's have some executive dysfunction because there's this musician I JUST remembered from KNKX recently and his stuff's so good. This is recent, and he's the DRUMMER, would you believe it?

https://youtu.be/3UDwePXfGjI?si=fC5A6qrOFZep_RSV

"I'm in Finland, the No. 1 happiest country in the world! Here are 4 phrases we use every day!"

let me guess 1) Fuck Russians! 2) Fuck Swedes! 3) Let's have a beer! 4) That makes no sense, *I'm* not all that happy and neither is anyone I know.

I reiterate my opinion that if I'm the smartest person in the room then something has gone dreadfully wrong.

https://youtu.be/xgK0KlCMnKw?si=gkgXP93w-QCGJPT6

really gettin' into it, making a THRRRRRGGGG! noise when he puts the staff of Ra in the right place, throwing up the horns, waving a lighter in the air when the light finds the exact location of the Well of Souls etc

responding to the chambara soundtrack with a deep HYOOOOOOO

Some nights you wish you could bring about Tikkun Olam.

Other nights, you wish you could bring about Ragnarok.

The real reason to draw fantasy art; never have to figure out automatic weapons and vehicles in perspective.

The catch; HORSES.

you have the right to food money
provided of course
you don't mind a little
investigation
humiliation
and if you cross your fingers, rehabilitation
know your rights, these are your rights!

I really don't trust anyone asking me to record an interview. I feel like that's a test of how I look.

Many thanks to KForce for whatever screwed up Java on their site not only didn’t upload my resume but crashed my laptop. Many thanks to Microsoft for Edge opening if I so much as breathe on a windows box. Look, I’m a not very bright wussy arts and humanities type, so please go easy on me.

#drawing from earlier today.

while you were partying I WORKED ON MY SHITTY SELF WORTH ISSUES

while you were having premarital sex I WAS STILL WORKING ON MY SHITTY SELF WORTH ISSUES

while you were at the gym getting healthier I WAS STILL CRANKING AWAY ON MY SELF WORTH ISSUES

and now that the world's on fire and the barbarians are at the gates I AT LEAST AM NOT BEATING MYSELF UP FOR NOT HAVING MUSCLES OR GOOD MEMORIES OF PARTIES AND GETTING LAID