Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

Because Ezell’s didn’t have gizzards or livers last time I went (first time!) I got ‘em today, figuring I would generate leftovers.

This did not generate leftovers.

Good but needed salt and also the livers fused together in the fryer as some weird kind of hepatomegaly.

A book on pet ownership titled “Think Like a Cat,” mostly glossy photographs of big patches of sunlight? Is there a fold your own box section?

I forgot the first rule of being Jewish; it’s never antisemitism. It’s always a joke, or unintentional, or just my over sensitivity. Never, EVER, call out a non Jew for anything.

PREVIOUSLY ON XX MEN

* the short hairy dude had a beer

* the incredibly earnest autistic dude painted something

* the REALLY hairy dude with exactly no focus bounced off the walls

"are you a person who has a disability" well yeah, I have CPTSD thanks to mistreatment after I had PTSD from an accident which nearly made me an amputee and nearly killed me, why, what would you like to know, whether I managed to get past several dozen hurdles so I could live below the poverty line?

oh YEAH it's time for the Pointless Destruction theme tune! BREAK STUFF!

https://youtu.be/ovJm8kj2urk?si=jNKntXuL9Z77sgaK

Sunday #drawing, one from today, and one started Sunday and finished today!

woke up in the morning peculiar feeling,
looked up and saw egg drippin' from the ceiling
the family, the punk rocks, the businessman
I'll dog everybody with the egg in my hand
not like the crack that y'put in a pipe
but CRACK! on y'HEAD!
here's a TOWEL!
NOW WIPE!

I adore how artichokes are this froo-froo food you eat like a caveman

the description of man as a featherless biped is specifically intended to exclude Utahraptor and other dromaeosaurs, clearly a big concern in classical Greek philosophical arguments

Depersonalizing feeling lousy about the job hunt has been incredibly emotionally useful. It took me this long to realize that if you’re getting hit in the head with a hammer, your only possible fault here is having your head vaguely nearby.

All religions are created by and for people, so a mix of hippie peaceniks, angry folks who feel threatened, rich folks trying to get richer, folks who wish their parents loved 'em, sometimes a combination of these

thus all religions are beautiful visions which speak straight to our hearts, and simultaneously the most vicious scam.

dude, Zulu is free on YouTube

the movie that teaches 10 year old boys in rural Georgia how to use both an ilkwa and isiHlangu together *and* how to bayonet an opponent, clearly vital skills at that age

SHAFTU TAI ZATOICHI (Shaft Meets Zatoichi, 1976)

oh my gaah this trilogy of jidaigeki is uh...

... special. In ways only hinted at by the unusually funky 70s soundtrack. Whoever Murai Kunihiko was, Isaac Hayes has nothing on 'em.

Now I'm presuming that what YT thinks I might want to hear is right wing punditry about how say, pedestrian crosswalks where you can push for the light is morally weakening the USA, but maybe it's left wing punditry, which I want to hear only slightly more.

I'm sure that with any new technology AI isn't JUST bullshit to put living humans out of work, but has amazing potential for landlords to make money, and for police to deduce that they should hurt Black people and protesters more, because that's what technology exists to do in this society, right?

"how can AI and 3d printing address housing problems" oh yeah, just what would save humanity, using enough water for a year's crop of corn to plan then print several tiny houses which feature a toilet connected directly to the hot water heater in the middle of the living room, and which can then be part of a lottery for homeless people or rented out at exorbitant costs.

I WAS going to post Shonen Knife covers of different songs

but honestly I'm tired and the joke was going to be about Shonen Knife making every song about eating deserts

STANDING IN LINE
BELIEVIN' THE LIES
YA BOWIN' DOWN TO THE FLAG
YA GOT A BULLET IN THE HEAD
A BULLET IN THE HEAD!
A BULLET IN THE HEAD!
A BULLET IN THE HEAD!
YA GOT A BULLET IN Y'FHUCKIN' HEAAAAAAD!
UNGH SHIT!