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look Of Wolf and Man is a perfectly good follow up to Etta James' At Last

Gummi Bears X Dune fanfic in which the secret of Gummiberry Juice (secreted from a drowned immature sandworm) grants them the blue-within-blue Gummi Bear Stare and the power of Gummi Bear jumps, which means they bounce without rhythm and thus don’t attract the worm.

You can go with that or you can go with this *dings elevator *

also, I think I'm stressed out at a pretty consistent level that it might be a good idea to have a half edible for stress management, soon (usually I reserve that for really bad insomnia, panic attacks, or the emotional fallout of visiting my parents)

throw the pizza into the Ovens of Mount Doom wherein it was forged! Do not eat of it

I was THERE Gandalf, I was there the willpower of Men failed

“Addressing leeches” oh you mean as hermaphodites you should ask their preferred pronouns and default to Mx

youtu.be/EY69-S7O9Mo?si=stLzP7

1. BRB, telling younger furries this is what fursuits were like in the 1990s

2. This is honestly a pretty cool costume

3. I probably haven't had enough absinthe enough to enjoy this film as its creators intended

the GIANT SPAAAAACE TOILET

it's flushed every planet in this system!

dressing up at the con as bargain basement romulans thanks to cheap elf ears and borrowed hotel towels draped over one shoulder

dude. What if I learned how to play erhu?

Spam fried rice, used up the last guy lon and threw in some preserved vegetables.

Okay the dude whistling to himself in the next stall over, while I was taking a shit just now? That was kinda unsettling.

the big things I did with my day at least so far is I did an in-person interview and colored a

hot take; Dark City is a better film noir spoof than Who Framed Roger Rabbit because it has a Peter Lorre character

(Bladerunner isn't quite the same thing here, since the Peter Lorre analog is Gaff)

coyote sing along hour all caps 

SO MANY THINGS TO THROW ON THE GROUND

LIKE THIS

AND THIS

AND THIS

AND EVEN THIS!

coyote sing along hour, RAtM all caps, ungh! SHIT! 

okay so apparently I'm listening to the first album again

ONE SIDED STORIES FOR YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS
I'M INFERIOR?
WHO'S INFERIOR?
YEAH YA BETTER CHECK THE INTERIOR OF THE SYSTEM
WHICH CARES ABOUT ONLY ONE CULTURE AND THAT
IS WHY WE GOTTA TAKE THE POWER BACK

MORTAL KOMBAT THEME TUNE: Brutality. Anomality. Fatality.

ME: Ignorance! Hypocrisy! Assimilation! The elite! All of which are American dreams! UNGH SHIT!

in the early 1990s Seattle was this half forgotten city in the woods where if you saw someone shaggy wearing plaid flannel you couldn't tell if they were a lesbian, a lumberjack, a werewolf, or some combination thereof

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