Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

hot take; there IS no faith that can change the world directly for the better. I think religion is positive at a personal level but I don't think you just drop a new/new take on an extant religion and the moral arc of the universe swings towards good. If that were possible it would have happened already.

Also in case you wanted to think of the word again you can sing CLOACA to the “Gigantor” theme song

the Dickies cover obviously

when our ancestors fled Egypt they didn’t have time for the soybeans to ferment properly so they stuffed it into bags and carried it with them and that’s why we eat natto at Passover

Do you ever wonder whether Captain Crunch has crunch berries because appropriately Royal Navy marshmallow shapes would be rum, sodomy and the lash? Come to think of it does a daily dram of Cap’n Crunch prevent scurvy?

I’ll be out of here soon enough and then I can eat enough weed to climb the world tree and hang out with Ratatoskr listening to Loren Maazel’s Ring Ohne Worte or something.

Oh yeah it’s PÖWERTOÄD, my new Fiend Foliocore/Pre Slotta Base group!

in which I finally learn the most important phrase ever (wo ai ni) followed by picking up ai, xihuan, and he, all which would have been a little more useful than most words for furniture or transportation (though "chufang" is an INCREDIBLY vital word to know along with "fanguan")

Okay, I have now completed today's job hunt, talked to a recruiter, and that gives me a couple of hours to chill out from the resulting routine suicidal ideation and file UI for the week, before I have to do Seder with my parents.

another thing about job hunting this time with looking for accounting jobs more of a possibility is how many want a CPA.

This is sort of like saying you'd like to see a residency for anyone from the receptionist to the senior most doctors at a medical office, and incidentally, it's about the payrate *I* am looking for, and possibly part-time.

"[company] is the premier creditors' rights company in the country"

yeah, let's not apply for that job. Go jam something huge and unlubricated in each of your orfices, dudes, and yes I'm including ear holes, nostrils and your pupik.

I mute people because they post a lot and I simply can't handle the volume.

I unfollow people because they keep talking about stuff that I just don't have the emotional resource to deal with.

I block people because I see them as actively hostile and I don't want to offer anything they can potentially use against me.

I've blocked way more people on Bluesky than I've ever unfollowed or muted. I'm not sure I like what that says about me.

This is just WEIRD. As far as I know, none of the below individuals are related to each other. Human faces with eye contact.

#drawings today, listening to Tom Waits, the Hellboy soundtrack, and Cab Calloway.

"Why, you can get a phonograph record of Minnie the Moocher for 75 cents! For 1.25 you can get Minnie!"

https://youtu.be/kme7ckr-sPI?si=ujn8Zm78zzfzsuze

oh you may think that it's deluxe
to ride the elevator filled with bugs
but don't
don't
Don't
DON'T
Don't go in the basement! uh-uh!

#SongLyrics

TOM WAITS: what’s he building in there? What the hell is he building in there?

ME: what I will do tonight can never be undone! I will open a portal and awaken the Ogdru Jahad, the Seven Gods of Chaos!

Time for this joke again;

It’s my favorite Tom Waits track, “Üüuuu”! It’s nothing but Tom singing “Üüuuu!” for three minutes straight!

unfortunately the jazz and blues station - one of the awesomest things about living here - doubles as a news station, and I listen to jazz and blues specifically to NOT hate humanity

FUPA, or fatty upper public access

the good news;

this sweet and sour pork turned out pretty darn good

the bad news;

1) I now have lots of sweet and sour pork leftovers in the house during Pesach, which is heterodox even by my standards

2) I should have dumped hot chili oil in this