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Okay the proportions on the horses really bugged me so despite being not Charlie Russell I adjusted them instead of getting baked or drinking screwdrivers like a sane person.

oh no, I listened to some Gnome and now some Red Fang and I now really kinda want to be stoned out of my gourd, in Portland, or both

great. now I want PBR. I don't even usually drink PBR.

listening to the part of the Conan soundtrack where it's literally a perfect D&D movie, because our heroes stealth into Thulsa Doom's lair and then, rather than quietly sneak out again with the princess, set things on fire, stab guards and throw a big stone bowl of stew down the stairs.

coyote sing along hour, Duel of the Fates, filk 

*sings along with "Duel of the Fates"

PARRY, RIPOSTE!
PARRY, CUT TO 5!
PARRY!
PARRY!
PARRY!
RIPOSTE!

*music shifts tone and pacing*

BALL.... ES... TRA LUNGE
PARRY
CUT TO 3!

listening to parts of the Ep I soundtrack which aren't Duel of the Fates and it's honestly awesome. It's very much why you hire John Williams who almost always writes scores better than the movie they're in. I think I slept on it because Ep I was "a mostly fun movie set in the Star Wars universe" which is pretty disappointing after the first trilogy.

Should I use this precooked steak in a salad as originally planned or do I fry eggs and have breakfast food as dinner?

coyote sing along hour, grotesque imagery 

I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow
thinkin' 'bout tomorrow
thinkin' 'bout tomorrow
I am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed!
I am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me 'cause I'm dead and bloated!

coyote sing along hour 

turn me back into the pet
I was when we met
I was happier then with no mindset
and if you took to me like a gull takes to the wind
well I'd have jumped from my trees
I'd have danced like the queen of the eyesores
and the rest of our lives would've fared well

okay the TO FIGHT MONSTERS WE MADE MONSTERS anti-vape ad on YouTube got me. that was fuckin' too awesome for puritanical asswipes on an anti-smoking crusade.

uh I meant don't smoke kids, it's bad for you. Vape. Something.

gettin' really into the Godzilla tai Mekagodzilla music by flailing my arms in the air and exhaling loudly, mouth wide open

like you might expect two video interviews in a row kinda ate my brainpower and motivation for the day

holy crap I may have actually added too much red pepper flake to this (Trader Joe's stopped carrying the Hatch pepper flake I liked)

oh, so THAT'S Sukasa

no wonder a provincial official has such nice things. Look, spiked tea!

of course I COULD claim Coyote_Tyrant as a fursona, as a half-coyote half-tyrannosaurus (potentially this could look like Suskityrannus sp. but come on. Furry fandom is all about anthros which look only vaguely like their real life equivalents).

I'm my own roadrunner.

oh fuck yes the dude who posts soundtrack suites FINALLY posted the best period film EVER

youtu.be/QZMEGRIkeSE?si=Ji-iZ8

*scratches frantically behind ear *

subpost; I hate how capitalism, which theoretically wants consumers/potential innovators/potential investors all over the place - winds up being about consolidation of money. I hate how theoretically those of us who haven't inherited money have a carrot and a stick as motivation, but in actuality there's less carrot and more stick every year.

okay, so dead tired, let's accept that stress gets to me and go to bed early, that's gotta be a healthy, mature decision like younger me would never make right?

el WRONGO. Younger me also didn't get acid reflux this bad.

tell me I have food in the house and don't need to go to Dick's later

or Kidd Valley

or The Spud

youtu.be/jEZyDz3BGNo?si=33-04J

ssssssuck
SSSSSSSSUCKKKK

KOFF KOFF KOFF KOFF

heh. heh heh. Beholder gonna fuck you up.

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