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bleah, apparently this morning's full of all sorts of being angry at people, then feeling guilty about being angry when they're the good guys, and self-recrimination for not pushing hard enough on streaming and running patreons and ko-fi and other self promotions.

I have seriously no idea how anyone else gets to my age without either being a textbook model of success or killing themselves off, and I'm pretty sure it HAS been done before/ is being done now.

So I was feeling pretty good thanks to Half Price's holiday sale, and I thought hey! what if I hung out at Starbucks and read until they closed. At this point my stomach said hey! all you ate during a heavy yardwork/driving day was two leftover slices of 'za and three cookies? And as soon as I stepped into my apartment suddenly here was REALLY APPEALING.

Okay I am now under this big heater and out of the wind and my friends will not need to stuff me in a dead tauntaun to keep me alive while waiting for the snowspeeders to find us.

In Warner Bros. mythology, at the end of days Wile E Coyote will finally be released from the Acme Gleipnir he ordered and shall swallow Yosemite Sam whole. would you know more?

Last night’s , as long as I need to go back to bed why not post ‘em?

oorgh, guess who got a visit from the anxiety and insomnia fairies?

my brain mix n matching war movies in response to soundtracks, specifically the "Ace High March" from "The Battle of Britain" prompts;

"Wir begruessen Sie in die Namen den 3tten Luftwaffe."
"Your German's very good mate."
"Thanks awfully, mate!"

whoa black betty bam ba lam
whoa black betty bam ba lam
oh for a muse of fire
a kingdom for a stage, princes to act and monarchs to behold the swelling scene
whoa black betty bam ba lam.

oh YEAH Garmarna!

*throws up the horns*
*headbangs*
*sets up a scorn-pole*
*challenges a total stranger in the audience to holmganga*

people the people big bellies beating bigger drums

they beat down on you they beat the pulse into your shoes

shoes are made for walking you to lands and other seas

see the seas oh see those seas that you've seen on the big screen

coyote sing along hour, all caps, Stone Temple Pilots 

I AM SMELLING LIKE A ROSE THAT SOMEBODY GAVE ME ON MY BIRTHDAY DEATHBED
I AM SMELLING LIKE A ROSE THAT SOMEBODY GAVE ME CAUSE I'M DEAD AND BLOATED

I RUN THROUGH THE WORLD THINKIN' ABOUT TOMORROW
THINKIN' ABOUT TOMORROW

okay my scientific experiment either proves this set of d6s is better OR "Wherever I May Roam" is fundamentally a better track to roll characters up to than "One"

like my second set of rolls?

16 14 09 13 10 12

dude that's totally a ranger

okay listening to Metallica's best song again

15 10 13 12 10 10

13 07 17 16 09 09

okay that bottom one might be playable, I'm thinking magic user or thief or heck, play an elf and multiclass

bright is the moon high in starlight
chill is the air cold as steel tonight
we shift
shift to crinos
shift to crinos
shift into crinos form

* garbled noises *

* random howling *

coyote sing along hour, even more PBR, Rollins Band 

it makes me sick to be so mean
from what I've been and what I've seen
from top to bottom, I am obscene!
it stands in my place!
it spits in my face!
it's shame, shame!
it's SHAME!,
at least I don't lie
at least I don't lie
look at myself and say
man, you're doing just fine
you're doing great
I'm not living in a lie,
I'm not living in a lie,
or am I?

coyote sing along hour, all caps 

* Japanese accent *

CAN'T STAY AT HOME CAN'T STAY IN SCHOOL
OLD FOLKS SAY, YOU POOR LITTLE FOOL
DOWN THE STREET I'M THE GIRL NEXT DOOR
I'M THE FOX YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!
HELLO DADDY
HELLO MOM
I'M YOUR CH CH CH CH CH CHERRY BOMB!

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