Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

*howling along to The Sword's "Winter's Wolves"*

being single means I can play Queen's "I Want to Break Free," Pink Floyd's "Waiting for the Worms" and The Real Tuesday Weld's "Bathtime in Clerkenwell" in order because my ex isn't here to tell me not to

oh yeah, it's Queen's video for "Most Awful Family in Britain." I mean Monty Python's "I Want to Break Free" sketch.

#drawings recently, listening to the Mortal Kombat theme etc.

oh, Google AI can suggest bazillions of recipes!

oooh I can only imagine! Sweet and sour cumin eggshells! Linguine with detergent sauce! THE FUTURE IS NOWWWWWWW

omg omg omg Japanese people made a song about CATS and also it's on the INTERNET

https://youtu.be/OWz476Oij9w?si=d42ctmGMynU3wgw9

I’m starting to think that because all marginalized identities have an aspect of being made invisible, half of any [whatever minority] is sure they don’t qualify as a REAL [whatever minority]. We’re dead certain we’re not trans enough, never going to be accepted as an actual minority (hi!), not Black enough, this month don’t have a place in Pride (hi again!), etc. I’ve seen how many people do this?

oh NO the Sinatra/late 40s themed band playing at Third Place Commons just struck up “Blue Moon” and since I can’t do it out loud in meatspace I’ll do it here;

NNNGH BURNING UP! SOMEBODY HELP ME!
GRRRR HRFFFF RRRRRR

SWIM through the trophic
The LAKE’S monomictic
It’s CLOGGED with a bloom of
NAVICULA

guess who's having anxiety, AGAIN?

"General Karla. Paul Mua'dib approaching."
"What do you mean, Paul Mua'dib approaching?"
"On a gigantic sandworm. Should I inform His Majesty?"
"Imbecile! The Emperor will shoot you for interrupting his wedding with these news. Dispatch 10 legions of Sardaukar to bring back his body!"

do you, Shaddam IV, Emperor of the Known Universe, take this earth woman Dale Arden to be your Empress of the Hour?

dum dum dum dum dum dum dum PAUL! AAAAAAAAAA!

for whatever reason, I amuse myself by enthusiastically exclaiming "Buggery!" at Howard Shore's little pennywhistle motif for the hobbits/Shire in the FotR soundtrack

but it IS true. they've gotta be pretty constantly jumping on each others' little fuzzyfooted asses. It's like Folsom 24/7.

I talked to my folks and, because I anticipate being very busy the next few weekends, am going to call them and skip out on seeing them for a lot of June. Which feels terrible but I’m about to start a new job and hopefully move, and don’t think I can afford to lose whole Saturdays and d20/d6 SAN.

oh YEAH it's my favorite Lords of Acid track "Double Penetration."

you know off their 12" Anal Fisting release

a really limited EP which included the Submissive Puppyboi remix of "I Forgot How Much Acid I Took, Now That's a Problem"

Ad

"when you realize bloating and discomfort don't have to be routine, everything changes"

Morpheus *holds out a white tablet*

"Take no pill, and you can... alter your dietary patterns however you wish. Take the white pill and we can split a delicious calzone."

misheard Ramones lyrics

"53rd and 3rd"

actual lyrics; I was a Green Beret in Vietnam

my version; I was a Green Beret, a CPA

"I Wanna be Well"

actual lyrics; I want my LSD, golly gee, DDT, wowie!

my version; I want my MSG, golly gee, DDT while I wait!

Picture this; it’s 1999. An entire new century is around the corner. We’re all reeling from this previously unknown movie, The Matrix, which everyone suddenly knows about like Titanic. And for the first time in DECADES there’s a new Star Wars, best thing EVER, right?

The lights go down. The John Williams cranks up beaconing us to a galaxy of adventure. The opening crawl starts and tells us the evil Trade Federation has blockaded the planet NABOO. IMMEDIATELY I’m laughing so hard I’m in tears.

Words I thought were HILARIOUS as a kid; fart, grump, poot, poop, puke

Words I consider funny as an oldster; hegemony, fistula, monolithic, changchang, gegebenenfalls

Words which had me laughing somewhere in between; Naboo

The alternative to Adult Entertainment should be Puerile Entertainment, where beautiful women make fart noises on stage with their armpits. And for extra you can go in a private room with one of the dancers and she’ll sensuously whisper BOOGERS right into your ear.