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oh YEAH it's the part of the Hellboy The Golden Army soundtrack when Spidey discovers an ancient twisted tree full of severed heads! You know, right before that cockroach alien drags his wrecked flying saucer out of the barn.

At Christmas.

realistically, I was stressed and running on poor sleep before something upsetting happened, and I do a lot of things RIGHT and some people I think are the best actually like me. But right now I’m getting all the shitty assumptions I believed to be completely true until well into adulthood.

"Why Don't You Do Right?" inspired me to waste time on this

"Why Don't You Do Right" on the jazz station automatically skips my brain right to the response "yeah, what a lucky goil"

Rain Dog boosted

One today - getting back into the flow of drawing vehicles ATE time and paper, but I feel a lot better about my ability to do it, now.

One today - getting back into the flow of drawing vehicles ATE time and paper, but I feel a lot better about my ability to do it, now.

bleah I slept crummy thanks to a neighbor's I assume washing machine (probably not construction equipment) and it was so beautifully quiet when that finished!

So I am having the urge to overshare sleeping crummy, and I apologize for any deluge of isolated dopamine seeking shitposts in advance.

"this Peruvian chicken dish is kept secret for A REASON"

yes, the exact sanity-blasting combination of spices that go into POLLO DEL MUERTE are hidden deep in the SANGUICHERIA DEL MUERTE, and if you're lucky you can get FRITAS DEL MUERTE on the side. The five dimensional solids! The colour out of space! Ia Ia!

Magazine special titled “Inside Your Cat’s Mind; What They Really Think” and it’s just pictures of patches of sunlight in the floor

no wait

here’s a glossy photo of your part filled glass captioned THE GOOD WATER

I'm in the middle of furries eagerly promoting/enjoying AI "art" and it's a real cold shower with extra bleach

so I wanted to say that if you're out there, ACTUALLY making stuff? I see it, it's YOURS, and I appreciate it way more than any AI polished average of stuff jacked from ACTUAL artists.

oh yeah, it's my favorite stoner track, "Koff Koff Giggle"

the lyrics go like

Suck SUCK Koff Koff Koff
Suck SUCK Koff Koff Koff
Dude. Hey Dude!
Dude, are you thinking about burritos?
Yeah, dude, but do they even deliver at this hour?
I dunno dude. You wanna call them?
I dunno. YOU call them.
No way dude, it's comfortable here, I don't wanna get up.
Duuuuuude.

*instrumental*

Uhhhh, I can kinda but not exactly see why this “models of all things Luftwaffe” magazine special is in the middle of the “I masturbate furiously while thinking about Kampfgruppe Peiper” magazines instead of the modeling magazines. (And seriously the Wehrmacht worship is that bad.)


Mah hair is… real long!
No brains… or brawn!
No shoes… just thongs!
Ah hate… slow songs!

most cursed Blacksad fanfic ever

Blacksad gets it on with Smirnov or Neal Beato, BUT anyone he schtupps gets an equivalent to those weird humanish faces Guarnido gives all the cats

Slept around 6 hours solidly before AWAKE. darnit.

Pol adjacent opinion, caps 

The problem with right wingers is their whole ideology is punitive, self righteous and prejudicial. It’s rotten all the way through. The problem with leftists is we express kinder ideologies as punitive, self righteous and prejudicial. WARMONGERING AND ELITISM ARE WRONG EVEN IF THIS TIME YOU’RE THE RIGHT PEOPLE AND SOMEONE ELSE IS THE INSIDIOUS EVIL WORTHY OF GUILT FREE ANNIHILATION.

"At this point, Ahab meets a captain who carries similar physical scars but no emotional ones. Boooring! How about; a pod of bowhead whales jostles the Pequod! Ishmael's flung from the crow's nest, but Tashtego leaps from yardarm to yardarm as the ship sways, carrying him to safety!"

Adding; the Peter Jackson/Peter Chung crossover

"Long, spindly arms and legs brace his spidery landing! At this point Ahab - recognizable by his massive pecs and the huge A on his stovepipe hat - comes on deck..."

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