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waaaait. YouTube ads for potato stuff on a stoner rock video. has the algorithm figured it out yet?

also listening to Gnome, so now I want to 1) get completely baked 2) go to Portland despite how Gnome are from distinctly NOT-Portland. Apparently somehow I associate stoner rock with Portland. I swear there are places I might go in Portland other than Powell's and Hotcake House.

coyote sing along hour 

watch it grow, child of wolf,
oh, keep holding on
when I run through the deep dark forest long after this begun
where the sun would set
the trees were dead
and the rivers were none
and I looked for a trace to lead me back
home from this place
but there was no sound, there was only me in my disgrace
eh heh heh heh heh
eh heh heh heh heh

coyote sing along hour 

new slang when you notice the stripes
dirt in your fries!
hope it's right when you die, old and bony
dawn breaks like a bull through the hall
never should have called
but my head's to the wall and I'm lonely
and if you took to me now
like a gull takes to the wind
I'd have jumped from my trees
I'd have danced like the king of the assholes
and the rest of our lives would've fared well
INSTRUMENTAL!

coyote sing along hour 

people the people
big bellies banging bigger drums
they beat down on you
they beat the pulse into your shoes
shoes are made for walking you to lands and other seas
see the seas oh see the seas that you've seen on the big screen

my headcanon is that since the Megas XLR cast are about the same age group, social class and location as the cast of "Clerks" they actually KNOW EACH OTHER

playing air kettle drums during the appropriate part of Also Sprach Zarathustra

coyote sing along hour, filk, all caps 

you know what would be awesome and I don't have the tech or skill to make? would be a mashup of the Mortal Kombat theme and "Boot to the Head"

CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY
FLAWLESS VICTORY
MORTAL KOMBAT

PEOPLE TALKING IN MOVIE SHOWS
PEOPLE SMOKING IN BED
PEOPLE VOTING REPUBLICAN...

oontz oontz oontz oontz

well THAT'S a huge horse penis in furry art. It's time for the Furry Cockworship Theme Tune again.

youtu.be/exveTEjJa5E?si=3wzCCR

coyote sing along hour, The Romantics 

What I like about you
You really know how to dance
When you go up down turn around
Bend over and drop your pants, yeah!
Keep on whispering in my ear
Tell me all the things that I wanna hear
Cause it’s true
That’s what I like about you
INSTRUMENTAL!

I'm not sure Grieg's "In the Hall of the Mountain King" is either a terrible choice for music for a cat litter ad or whether it's the PERFECT choice

coyote sing along hour, Rollins Band lyrics, all caps, 90s 

* tenses all the muscles in neck and chest *

I DON'T KNOW WHY I FEEL THE NEED TO LIE
AND CAUSE YOU SO MUCH PAIN!
MAYBE IT'S SOMETHING INSIDE OF ME!
MAYBE IT'S SOMETHING I CAN'T EXPLAIN!
CAUSE ALL I DO IS MESS YOU UP AND LIE TO YOU
I'M A LIAR, OHHHHH I AM A LIYAH!

"fhut up Beavis, he's talking to a chick."

apparently now that solstice is past I’m ready for THE BEST HOLIDAY EVAR

oh you may think that it’s deluxe
to ride the elevator full of bugs
but don’t
Don’t
Don’t!
DON’T!
DON’T GO IN THE BASEMENT!
uh-uh!

I saw an oooold man layin’ flat on his back
If old man Mose was dead or asleep, I did not know
But after looking through that window- ugh- I ain’t gonna do that no more!
And pray you do not meet him in any of his other thousand forms
FOR HE IS NYARLATHOTEP
THE CRAWLING CHAOS

“there’s new era of PCs for new era of creatives” I hate to tell you this, but we already had art theft when I was a kid.

Oh yeah, time for my favorite Nirvana song! 

Leave the check before you’re through
I’ve gotten nothing left to prove
If I die before I wake
Hope I don’t come back again
I’m dying
Even in his youth
Even in his youth
Yeah, yeah

*lights up*
*gets coffee from Tully’s or Seattle’s Best*
*skims the Men Seeking Men section of The Stranger*

And some truck owners are women, plus you figure at least someone’s gendered their truck female as well. Why don’t they make truck ovaries?

The crushing self-hate I lived with for decades existed, in part, as a way to cope with and redirect being profoundly angry at my world. So ironically now that I’m saner and happier, I’m also MUCH angrier at places where I feel powerless or attacked, MUCH more often, and it’s pretty uncomfortable.

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