Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

Grand Holy Mother in my deadly slumber

to stand fearless on the edge of forever

forever

okay we're doing this

the beginning is a very delicate time. know then that this is the year 10191.

in this time the most precious substance in the universe is the spice melange. the spice extends life, the spice expands consciousness. the spice is vital to space travel.

neither clever nor messed up enough to successfully mashup "Coconut" and "Dear Prudence"

fine as long as we're buzzed and listening to tracks about bad driving

WO ALECH TAADI WO ANA MEGDI BENIRANE WAAAAAAAAAAA

where you come from is GONE! where you thought you were goin' to WEREN'T NEVER THERE! where you are ain't no good unless you can get away from it, y'understand?

there's only one thing left for me to do, mama

Ah got to DING A DANG DONG mah DING A DONG LING LONG

I really wish I had the ability to make AMVs

the world needs an AMV for "Redline," the best anime movie ever made, with "Jesus Built Mah Hotrod," Ministry's best track

Gotta say, I like the concept of "coyote smokes some nice relaxing cigarettes" a lot more than the reality of "smokers leave cigarette butts all over the damn place" and "smokers treat me to THEIR nice relaxing cigarettes when I open the windows here sometimes"

TIRED: associating The Blue Danube Waltz with getting stoned because of association with space travel

WIRED: listening to Roses From the South in anticipation of getting stoned

INSPIRED: listening to Nocturne afterwards because logically the follow up to different Strauss is different Khachaturian

in the Mad Max timeline, Australia has been pushed backwards into a new dark age

the United States remains the same as it's always been and nobody's noticed any changes

oooh someone posted all of Meet the Feebles. I could get completely baked after tomorrow and watch all of Meet the Feebles rather than just revisiting the "Sodomy" song over and over

it's a real pity YT took down that fan vid with Pippin singing "Sodomy" to Denethor

she's a good girl, loves quesabirria,
burritos and her boyfriend too
she's a good girl, crazy about tacos
and on weekends she gets menu-
do I'm free (free falling yes I'm free falling)
free falling (free falling now I'm free falling)

I'm gonna glad dance over to the food trucks
get some pico and a slice of lime
some taquitos and an agua fresca
gonna leave this world for a time
yes I'm free (free falling now I'm free falling)
free falling (free falling now I'm free falling)

https://youtu.be/zomqpPMBXjw?si=VeX7R4Aa-hsXDokV

I'm worst at what I do best
and for this gift I feel blessed
our little group has always been
and always will, until the end
hello hello hello, how low?

current mood; singing along with Spiderwebs in my best Bronx whine

you make me wanna break the walls of time and space
you make me wanna eat pork
you make me wanna staple bagels to my face
then remove them with a pitchfork

okay, as first attempts at po' boys go this was pretty damn good

COATED IN SHIT IS ALL YOU DESIRE
MYSTICAL DOORWAY SWIRLING WITH FIRE
WE'LL USE THE PLUNGER IF BLOCKAGE WON'T BUDGE
IT'S A GATE TO THE PLANE OF FUDGE!

EV'RY TIME I FIND YOU
I STILL HAD TO PISS ON THE GROUND
NOW I KNOW THAT I CAN USE YOU
I GOTTA STOP FUCKING AROUND
IF YOU WANT SHIT, I GOT SHIT!
ON THAT YOU CAN DEPEND!
I'LL PUMP YOUR STUMP!
YOUR FUCKING HUMP!
MY CRAPPY, CRAP CAKED FRIEND!

THE PORTAL POTTY A GIFT FROM THE GODS
LET US PAY TRIBUTE AND BURY OUR WADS
I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
JUST JIGGLE THE HANDLE! AND SEE WHAT COMES OUT!

leave the check before you're through
I've got nothing left to prove
if I die before I wake
hope I don't come back again, yeah yeah yeah

even in his youth, even in his youth, even in his youth he was NOTHING
kept his body clean, kept his body clean, kept his body clean going NOWHERE
daddy was ashamed, daddy was ashamed, daddy was ashamed he was NOTHING
smears the family name, smears the family name, smears the family name he was SOMETHING

please rise for England's national anthem

https://youtu.be/jqZ8428GSrI?si=A3Fu9rZuKq-A1SFl

okay, since I'm feeling overwhelmed by tasks it's time for the ADHD theme tune

https://youtu.be/ZweZGtm-ILs?si=hlEWuedT-Bhyc2cB